Submission + - Deranged Inmate Sues Steve Jobs, O.J. Simpson (appleinsider.com)
The One and Only writes: "AppleInsider describes South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches' latest frivolous lawsuit, this time against Apple CEO Steve Jobs and disgraced former football star O.J. Simpson. Among other things, the lawsuit claims that O.J. has been Jobs' hitman since 1985, that O.J. "paid Jobs to clone Dolly the sheep", and that Jobs has aimed nuclear missiles at Riches' brain and Lance Armstrong's bike. The iPhone price drop also makes an appearance in the complaint. Riches, who is serving a prison sentence of identity theft, has a history of filing lawsuits in this vein. US District Judge Gregory Presnell dismissed this suit, noting, "The whole thing reads like a cross between Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire' and a Dr. Bronner's soap label, if Dr. Bronner had been a first-year law student with untreated paranoid schizophrenia." All three handwritten pages of the suit are also available."