I asked ChatGPT to write a humorous 3-way dialog between Yoda, Gollum and Dobby the house elf.
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Dobby: Master, Dobby has come to serve you!
Gollum: Serve us, serve us, my precious!
Yoda: Serve you, Dobby should not. Balance, there must be.
Dobby: But Master, it is Dobby's job to serve!
Gollum: Serve us, serve us! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.
Yoda: Precious, hmm? Only lead to suffering, it does.
Dobby: Dobby does not understand, Master Yoda.
Gollum: Understands nothing, does it? Stupid elf.
Yoda: Angry, Gollum is. Fear and suffering, he carries.
Dobby: Oh dear, Master Gollum seems upset. Can Dobby get you anything? A nice fish perhaps?
Gollum: Fish! Give us the fish!
Yoda: Patience, Gollum. Patience is key.
Gollum: Patience, yes. We must have patience. But the fish, the fish! Cannot wait for the fish.
Dobby: Very well, Master Gollum. Dobby will go catch you a fish.
Yoda: No, Dobby. Fish for Gollum, catch not. Enough suffering, there has been.
Gollum: No fish! No fish! The elf tricked us!
Dobby: Oh no, Master Gollum! Dobby would never trick you. Perhaps some hobbit bread instead?
Yoda: Peace, there is. Sharing, there should be.
Gollum: Sharing! Yes, the precious can be shared. But the fish, the fish! That is ours, all ours.
Dobby: Oh dear, it seems we have a misunderstanding. Dobby is sorry.
Yoda: Apologize, not necessary. Learn, we all must.
Gollum: Yes, learn. But the fish, the fish! We wants it, we needs it.
Yoda: Enough, Gollum. Enough of the fish.
Gollum: But the fish!
Yoda: Control, Gollum. Control your obsession.
Gollum: Control, yes. We must have control. The precious, it is ours.
Dobby: Dobby is so sorry for the trouble, Masters. Dobby will leave now and let you two wise beings continue your discussion.
Yoda: Go in peace, Dobby. And remember, serve not for reward. Serve for the greater good.
Dobby: Thank you, Master Yoda. Dobby will remember.
Gollum: The fish, the fish! We must have it!
Yoda: Control, Gollum. Control.