Hey, we already got Tang, everything else is just lagniappe.

Oh, he's not dead yet? Well, then, I take back everything I said.

If you swallowed them all, you would die. Peristalsis in the small intestine would separate them, then potentially create a pinch. You should not be letting your 5 year old play with them, especially if you are having conversations with your wife on "safe magnet eating" that a 5 year old could overhear.

You appear not to understand the extent of my laziness. I didn't use code tags at all, I picked "Code" from the drop down. (Yes, I understand this cause code tags to be used)

That was an interesting conversation you just had there.

I'd lean more toward using W5922XA.

This is not a forum. Also, using "code" as the format is the easiest way to avoid having to escape HTML to prevent it from being parsed as HTML. If you so loathe fixed width font, there's not much I can do for you.

Long ago, whenever I was developing a webpage, I would include a message to note that the page was my development copy.

It took the form of <blink><marquee>{Descriptive text}</marquee></blink>

Fuck you. I was fucking pumped when Angry Birds came out. GORILLA.BAS anywhere i want? Fucking sign me up.

You seem incredibly naive. If something costs more than its benefit, nobody will pay for it to exist. Someone is going to need to make a buck to lay fiber, keep switches and routers running, and make repairs. There's not much in the world that is free. As for ads in other places, in general, you're right, ignoring roadside billboards which, because of property taxes, are debatable.

If iPhone support is anywhere on the to-do list, it's at the bottom.

You're right. I must have read a bad article or remembered poorly. The top and bottom 4 are discarded, but with no regard to whether they are statistical outliers. Regardless, discarding data in that manner is not going to stop manipulation.

A lot of loans are indexed to LIBOR or the Fed Funds rate. Fed Funds rate is what interest the Fed demands be paid to lend money to banks. LIBOR is what interest rates banks in London say they will charge other banks to borrow money. It's a system that shouldn't even exist, since it is literally a daily survey. Each bank gives their answer, none are discarded as outliers, and the figures are averaged. I'm surprised it took so long to manipulate LIBOR to be honest.

They used the actual recording of him. That is still copyrighted almost with no exception.

Parody is protected as fair use. Copying parody is not.