Those fuckers in Chicago pretty much fuck up everything they see. I had the misfortune of living in Cook County. The entirety of the county officials should all be put up against the wall and shot.

They've polluted the Illinois River enough. Now it's going into Lake Michigan.

I've got a 2011 diesel TDI stationwagen. In a combined city/highway/leadfoot, I average 40 mpg. On the Interstate, at about 55 MPG, I'm near 50mpg.

Plain and simple: petrol is dumb. Fossil fuels may not be great, but there's no reason to keep using petrol in the face of the superior MPG we get from diesel.

Not so much. Mostly, they did not destroy some books they captured when they took over the Byzantine Empire. (But they did destroy the rest.) A few other concepts from India made their way over. But in reality, there wasn't much difference between Islamist conquerors and Goth conquerors.

You Can't Print a Gun If You Have No 3D Printer, How Can You Print a Gun If You Have No 3D Printer. You, Yes You Behind The Bike Shed, Stand Still Laddie!

Them Englishmen aren't so big on justice either. For the country that really made the enlightenment a reality, the English have very strange notions about what constitutes a free society. Look at the atrocious mess they routinely make out of free speech cases. And then the anti-cosmopolitan mess that is English "justice". As an obvious example, the vile job done to Luis Suarez for using a word in a foreign language that happens to sound like a naughty English word. And even worse, look at the John Terry suspension (4 games for using obvious racially abusive language) in comparison to the Suarez suspension (8 games for speaking in a foreign language using a word that sounds like nigger). In England, the real, systematic, government and media supported racism is against immigrants. The FA and English newspapers make all good men ill.

The IBM Model M is the best keyboard for typing and fighting! It's heavy weight and tactile feed back make it a pleasure for writing a length document, bashing in the skull of your foe, or tossing out a quick e-mail.

Ah. But what if it were called Hurricane Ditka?

Well, I suppose it's good that I intend to name my children Lemuel and Nephi.

There goes my plan to sell indulgences. I was looking forward to being able to forgive sins by proxy. There is a long tradition in western culture of fiscal forgiveness. I fail to see why E-Bay gets to decide what is right or wrong. They nailed a 95 Theses into the door of my plans for material success.

And I am firmly of the opinion that black indulgences is an underdeveloped market. Why limit yourself to merely helping people? With a black, or anti-indulgence, you can take the battle to your enemies. Surely, he who laughs last laughs best, and what could be better than to see your foe's unshrivened soul burning with sins he didn't even know he possessed.

That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son. That moderator's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.