Here we go again. Let's just skip ahead to the arguments made every time there's a story about smart watches. Please note that the exclamation point at the end of each argument is the indicator that THIS argument is right, and everyone else is a moron.
1. Nobody wears watches anymore, they are just jewelry!
1a. These are too cheap and ugly to count as jewelry. I only wear a $180000 dollar watch to show off how awesome I am!
1b. I wear a watch, because I hate pulling my cell phone out of my pocket!
2. These are dumb, the charge doesn't last long enough to be useful.
2a. My $5 watch from 1993 never needs to be charged!
2b. My $180000 watch doesn't have a battery, it is wound by a servant that comes into my room every night to care for the watch!
3. They aren't rugged/waterproof enough!
3a. Neither is your $1800000 jewelry watch!
3b. I don't care what happens to my $5 watch, but it keeps on working, what about these?
3c. I regularly go scuba diving, parachuting, race car driving, and enjoying fine wine on my yacht. That's when I'm not busy having great sex twice a day. This watch won't work for me!
4. I don't want to be MORE plugged in! What happened to just getting away from all your notifications and enjoying life?
Ok, now that we've gotten those out of the way, is there any NEW discussion about these things, or should we just move on?