Right... 'cause falling face down without proper motor control does not cause ANY of the injuries you listed EVER!

Low voltage electrocution is also not nearly as safe as you think. Localized nerve damage, risk of heart arythmia, burns. It is like going "but the torture method is not lethal".

> "The specifications are handed to you and you simply put the specification into code."

But that means you'll need an institute to churn out better managers that can write proper specs!

Great, now we have sentient rats on the ARK. What devastating plagues will they bring along this time?!?

WML was apparently inspired by HyperCard. So, hyperlinks and hypertext and tons of hype... The reinvention rolls around again.

Best case scenario; marketing and tracking scripts get a solid broadside across the Web with this. Except Google's tracking, of course...

Independence, eh? From, like, taxation without representation?

JIRA is the worst? You young inexperienced naive whippersnapper. Never thought I'd miss JIRA, but after 9 months of LeanKit, the chilled ashes is preferable to the heat of the frying pan.

And for anyone ever having been stuck with TechExcel; there really should be a support group of the survivors...

... on the way out, at least.

Pulbic?!? That's a variant of GPL I am not familiar with... Pubic on the other hand...

Damn it, I meant factors. Mea culpa.

"In a group of 1000, he suggests, 255 engineers... "

Gah, either you are a computer tech or you aren't! It should be 256 out of 1024!

Damn irrational fractions, how are we to use it in our sub 30 employee company?

http://xkcd.com/1559/

WikiWall instead of -Gate?

We all know where this is heading...

Star board aged port? You'll have your hands full with confused seamen.

How's learning Mandarin going then?