To: Zlives
From: IRS
RE: Audit
Dear Zlives,
You appear to have recently posted a comment with an explicit and/or implied criticism of the King^H^H^H^H President and/or his ministers^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H executive agencies. On an unrelated note, we are writing to inform you that, as a courtesy, we will be auditing you in the near future. Please prepare for this audit by gathering all tax records since the dawn of time, including supporting documentation, and a generous supply of ointment for lacerations and bruises. We sincerely apologize for any minor inconveniences that may be caused by this totally random audit that is not remotely motivated by your exercise of free speech, and for any inappropriate glee, delight, satisfaction, or excitation our agents may display during the beatings^H^H^H^H^H^H^H proceedings.
Sincerely,
The Internal Revenue Service.