Why it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer. My very first patent. Aw, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying, it's sad and alarming. You were designed to alert schoolchildren about snow days and such. Well, let's get you home to Frinky. Hope your wheels still work, bw-hey!

What, you mean the one about smugglers? I thought he stole that from ~275 Hardy Boys books.

WHOOSH

Motosat

Wow. way to not read TFA.

don't you mean superstitious?

where are my mod points?!?

> no technical background aside from surfing the internet Sounds like a perfect audience for an OS with fewer security flaws.

now get going on the other 96%

only if the android in question is named Data, Kryten, or Marvin.

Look up Therac-25. Actually, here I'll do it for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25 tl;dr: Radiation therapy machine had buggy software, existing code was used on new hardware which allowed a previously-unnoticed bug to engage a high power beam without shielding. Patients experienced severe pain and burning; three died.

Slippery slope is a logic fallacy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_slope

I still love EGA Trek. Did you ever have SimTREK? The one where the computer talks?

Like gold, the price of brushed aluminium is at an all-time high.

His head was cremated with the rest of the body. It was not frozen.