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Comment Baseball Bat To The Face (Score 1) 60

The only way these agencies in the US are going to update their software and hardware, is if someone takes a proverbial baseball bat and whacks them in the face with it.

Such as a US government agency exploiting their way in and wreaking absolute havoc on a select few sites as an example to the others. Overspeed a few SCADA controllers, snap off the valves on a few floodgates, cause a few small town power generation stations to burn up the turbines?

The walk across the street to Congress and say, "Yes. We did this. And if you don't poop out 20 billion dollars in infrastructure cash, then it will be the Chinese doing it. And they won't be doing it to East Bumfart, Montana."

Submission + - Musk gives Twitter employees ultimatum to stay (nytimes.com) 3

smooth wombat writes: The ongoing theater of Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter continues unabated. First he fired half of all Twittter employees, then turned around and asked some of them to come back when he realized their experience was needed to keep the lights on. Musk then went on another firing spree by getting rid of 80% of contractors, without notice.

This was followed by his announcement that people would need to pay $8/month to gain the vaunted blue checkmark for account verification, which inevitably led to both outrage by users and a whole host of trolls scooping up celebrity and company names and posting as them. One of those "verified" accounts was Eli Lilly whose stock took a dive when its "verified" account said it would be offering insulin for free.

Stil further, Musk has a serious revenue problem as companies stop buying ad space on Twitter due to Musk's free speech stance which has led to a barrage of hate speech appearing which companies want nothing to do with. However, that free speech apparently does not extend to Twitter employees who corrected Musk on certain topics. Further reports indicate Musk has also fired other employees who corrected him.

Now comes word Musk has given Twitter employees until 5 PM Eastern time to decide if they want to continue working for Twitter (and by extension, him).

Mr. Musk made the announcement in an early morning email to employees on Wednesday; The New York Times obtained the message, which had the subject line “A Fork in the Road.” In the note, Mr. Musk, 51, reiterated that Twitter faced a difficult road ahead and offered employees three months of severance if they did not want to continue working there “to build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0.”
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In his note to Twitter employees on Wednesday, Mr. Musk said they would need to work hard — very hard. “In an increasingly competitive world, we will need to be extremely hardcore,” he wrote. “This will mean working long hours at high intensity. Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade.”

Engineering would be the primary focus, Mr. Musk added, with design and product management taking a back seat. He included a link to an online form asking employees to confirm their interest in working at Twitter by 5 p.m. Eastern time on Thursday.

Comment Re:So why does it cost so much? (Score 1) 70

I can answer that.

It's because people are very, very stupid.

People have used the 9-1-1 function of the Spot Personal Locator to call for "help", because they were hungry and wanted a snack, their water was salty, they were tired of walking, and a whole host of other stupid reasons.

They did it so much, that the USCG and Army National Guard had to start charging people for any dispatch that wasn't actually an emergency.

Submission + - Twitter engineer shares how twitter will break (technologyreview.com) 1

StevenMaurer writes: A still-employed engineer at the company has shared how twitter will break. The TLDR is that Musk's team fired upwards of 80% of the DevOps and SREs. (They do nothing, right?) Combined with the need to support huge spikes in traffic as a new topic catches the public's attention, the site has huge complexities to it. The clumsy takeover is already causing cracks to appear. Whether Mastodon will be truly able to become a true competitor to twitter remains an open question, because while Open Source tools are crucial for DevOps in general, Open Source SAAS projects typically lack good performance practices.

Comment Bassnectar Concerts... (Score 2) 30

I was 48 years old, overweight, with a bad knee, very little stamina, tertiary edema that made my legs hurt after strenuous exercise, and I was throwing down so hard at his 2016 Greensboro NC show that the kids were in awe.

The sweat was pouring off me like a river, my shirt was plastered to my moobs, and the belly blubber was flying faster than a greased porpoise in a sea of snot.

And I kept it up, too! I had one woman come up to me, give me a kiss, and put a glitter star on my hat.

All for the bass.

Since Lorin turned out to be a $#!+heel, the realm of bass just hasn't been the same.

Comment Hmmmm... (Score 1) 80

Yes, getting rid of your jet makes it more difficult for people to track you.

Though somehow, I highly doubt he's worried about "competitors" as he put it. He's an obscenely wealthy man, with some very questionable ties to extremely bad people.

He's got a few sets of crosshairs on his noggin, and he wants to clear some of them off his back.

Comment Watched The Video... (Score 1) 161

...and human jobs aren't in that much danger.

Restaurants are going to have to hire someone specifically to clean the robot's protective coverings, not to mention clean up the very impressive amount of splashed oil and spilled product it flings all over everything.

And I'm sure that the owner/inventor is quite correct?

Yes, it does free up the rest of the kitchen workers to do other tasks. But not having the finesse and physical dexterity of a human means kitchen workers are going to have just as much work to do cleaning up after the thing.

Indeed, I'd argue they're going to have even more work to do, because I saw that thing flinging a LOT of grease. And if you've ever experienced the unmitigated joy of cleaning a deep fryer, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Submission + - SPAM: Using pivot tables to analyze data in relational tables

DidgetMaster writes: Pivot tables are useful tools for analyzing table data. But if you google 'pivot tables' almost all the results explain how they are used in spreadsheets. If you want to find out how to do it in database systems you have to include that in your search (e.g. 'pivot tables postgres') to find relevant information. Even then, the process for creating them in each database system is quite complicated and requires a database expert who knows SQL very well.

A new tool for quickly and easily creating pivot tables against relational table data (just a few clicks of the mouse) is now in beta and available for free download at [spam URL stripped]

The linked YouTube video shows how to create pivot tables against a pretty big table (7.6M rows, 20 columns) in just 5 seconds.

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Comment Dear Ministers, (Score 1) 32

If this goes through, I promise you, every single one of you will have your cellphones, email, Instagram, Meta, Twitter, TikTok, Tinder, Grindr, and Growlr accounts penetrated within seventy-two hours.

Your every exploit, every meeting, every Tweet, message, post, like, swipe, purchase, solicitation and clandestine meeting with male, female, child and animal prostitutes WILL be on the front page of every newspaper, website, message service and more.

It will be swift.

It will be merciless.

Your every moment will be exposed to the scrutiny of the entire planet, and you will not have a single iota of privacy, dignity or security unless you abandon your electronic devices in the rubbish tip, make a beeline for Platform 9 3/4 in King's Cross Station, and hop on the Hogwart's Express.

Which is to say, you will have none of those things, ever again.

This is not a threat? This is a guarantee. A promise. An assurance of what will happen the moment our security is compromised.

Submission + - SPAM: Texas law prohibiting content moderation upheld by 5th Circuit

Strudelkugel writes: In September of last year, ostensibly to stop social media platforms from allegedly “silencing of conservative viewpoints,” Texas passed a law prohibiting large platforms from “censoring” users’ posts based on the viewpoint the posts express. Platforms that violate this requirement face liability for each piece of content they remove.

NetChoice and CCIA, two trade associations of online businesses, immediately sued Texas in a federal district court, arguing the law violated platforms’ wellestablished First Amendment right to choose what content they host. The district court agreed and issued a thirtypage opinion stopping the law from going into effect, which is called a preliminary injunction. Texas appealed the district court’s decision to the Fifth Circuit (where Cato also filed a brief). That court has not yet released its opinion, but on Wednesday night it abruptly issued a onesentence order lifting the district court’s preliminary injunction. The law is now in effect. As a result, social media companies suddenly can’t moderate content on their own websites, an essential element of their business models.

NetChoice and CCIA filed an emergency application to the Supreme Court to reinstate the injunction pending the Fifth Circuit’s decision. Cato has filed an amicus brief supporting NetChoice’s application. In the brief, we explain that under the law’s viewpointneutrality requirement, platforms may suddenly face liability for removing any lawful content, however horrific. This includes footage of animal torture, proterrorism material, and racial epithets—all speech protected by the First Amendment—because removing these posts would qualify as viewpoint discrimination.

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Comment "Safe" Storage For The Ages? (Score 1) 146

I remember all the effort that has been put into making "signs" that will be understood in the future, so people can know that the stuff buried here is deadly and/or dangerous. There's even a Wikipedia article about it.

Just kill the intruders.

When they seal up the repository, place high-level waste in the seal itself. Anyone who gets too close dies.

One thing that humans will always understand, and will never ignore, is IMMEDIATE consequences.

Nobody walks through a minefield more than once.

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