Patrik_AKA_RedX - Slashdot User

Comment Re:so all this stuff happened (Score 1) 264

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Tuesday November 10, 2009 @03:03AM (#30042952) Attached to: NASA Reproduces a Building Block of Life In the Lab

Nope, Happened last thursday. Your memories of last wednesday were placed in your head by the FSM to test your fate.

Comment Re:Man! (Score 1) 584

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Wednesday October 28, 2009 @11:58AM (#29898391) Attached to: No Hand-Held Devices In Ontario Cars

Great, I feel I going to waste a whole lot of time on that site you linked to. Now if I don't find a cure for cancer this weekend it's all your fault.

Comment Re:Man! (Score 1) 584

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Wednesday October 28, 2009 @07:02AM (#29894923) Attached to: No Hand-Held Devices In Ontario Cars

Either you park your car first, or you ask someone to do it for you.

Comment Re:Simple... (Score 1) 503

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Friday September 11, 2009 @01:51AM (#29386393) Attached to: E-book readers ...

Yes, you can. Just buy a 1,5m by 2m e-inkt-screen and have it display a computer generated image of shelfs filled with the appropriate books.

Comment Re:Brain impairment (Score 1) 539

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Thursday July 23, 2009 @01:42AM (#28791975) Attached to: Artificial Brain '10 Years Away'

"Around two billion people are thought to suffer some kind of brain impairment, he said."

Most of those do not have a real brain impairment. It's just that so many people waste so much time on /. they're as productive as the average coma-patient.

Comment Re:Omg, think of the pr0n (Score 4, Insightful) 501

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Friday July 10, 2009 @02:03AM (#28646353) Attached to: Korean DDoS Bots To Self-Destruct

Let's hope the guy who's good at curing cancer is also good at making backups...

Seriously. It overrides every attached HD. How well does a RAID stand up to that in terms of data protection? Or an attached USB HD?

Comment Re:Really that bad of a thing? (Score 5, Insightful) 501

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Friday July 10, 2009 @01:56AM (#28646323) Attached to: Korean DDoS Bots To Self-Destruct

More likly they'll complain their kid's game broke their computer, buy a new one and continue punching the monkey.

Comment Re:All I forsee is confusion. (Score 2, Funny) 95

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Thursday July 09, 2009 @02:45AM (#28633009) Attached to: ESA and NASA Establish a Joint Mars Exploration Initiative

The US uses Imperial while most of the world uses Metric

All the fault of the Stonecutters...

Comment Re:Ummm... (Score 2, Funny) 118

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Monday July 06, 2009 @06:37AM (#28592561) Attached to: uSocial Sells Twitter Followers By the Thousand

A dating service for imaginary friends! How... fucked up actualy.

Comment Re:pics and it still didn't happen (Score 1) 263

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Thursday July 02, 2009 @02:23AM (#28554439) Attached to: Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available

Please do not polute the sun with stupidity.

Comment Re:It's called the Audeo (Score 2, Funny) 107

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Tuesday June 30, 2009 @05:30AM (#28525767) Attached to: Toyota Demonstrates Brain Control of Wheelchair

Finally, some words, like "forward", are interpreted as intentions to move.

I can imagine how this could be very entertaining to see in action. Imagine someone on a stage giving a speech in one of these. "...these figures show clearly, we should move forward AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaah" CRASH.

Comment Re:When I dispose of an obsolete drive (Score 4, Funny) 154

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Thursday June 25, 2009 @08:49AM (#28465143) Attached to: Reporters Find US Gov't Data In Ghana Market

My methode is much better. I install windows on it, have internet explorer start automaticly and open Slashdot. By the time they're done, the data is way to old to be of any relevance.
The rest of the drive I fill up with the combine works of David Hasselhof. Cruel, but effective.

Comment Re:Killer App (Score 1) 156

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Thursday June 04, 2009 @02:16AM (#28206127) Attached to: Device Reads Messages From Surface of the Brain

I think the real problem would be reading. Just look where your cursor is while you are reading this. I suspect it's not right in front of your eyes, as it would block the text.

Comment Re:the problem is purely social... (Score 1) 384

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Wednesday May 20, 2009 @01:55AM (#28022189) Attached to: Where Are the High-Res Head-Mounted Displays?

Bluetooth headsets are a way to make talking to yourself socialy acceptable. (ref. Dr House, the episodes where he's halucinating).

Comment Re:This should be a lesson... (Score 1) 780

by Patrik_AKA_RedX on Friday May 15, 2009 @01:51AM (#27962221) Attached to: Hacker Destroys Avsim.com, Along With Its Backups

Smarter? Getting yourself liable for hell of a lawsuit just to prove a point, isn't exactly what I call smart. About as smart as making nitroglycerin in your basement. Really cool to brag about, but so not worth the consequences.

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