Comment An Excuse (Score 4, Funny) 799
This is just an excuse to Nuke the Whales.
Next: Reactive Armour T-Shirt!!! I'll be RICH!!! (or dead).
Man, you'd really have a bad day if you happened to put your t-shirt on inside-out while stumbling around in the morning.
This sudden leap in sensitivity could cause a problem for the system of SI prefixes which don't yet come any smaller than yocto.
I say that the SI authority open the floor for commercial advertisers to sponsor smaller prefixes.
Future announcements might include: "Physicists break force measurement record with device sensitive to 10 Applenewtons."
Wonder how effective — and how powerful — the exercise will turn out to be for the country. Am also struggling to imagine how the photo and fingerprint collection is going to happen, technology-wise.
Am also struggling to form complete sentences.
This has to be the cutest ravaging horde in European history.
I'm sure Japan has this beat, though.
You're gonna die from a hearth attack or a stroke. Possibly cancer.
Stress does that to ya.
You're right. If someone attacked me with a hearth, any guns I might have would be useless.
I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that they might escape the lusts of the flesh. -- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain"
