I honestly can't believe this got modded up. This is flamebait at its worst. Not only is your post needlessly combative, but you got most of your facts wrong.
The Republican party depends on a group of deeply delusional voters known as Evangelicals.
Not all Republicans are evangelicals, and not all evangelicals are Republicans. The actual people group that you are thinking of is the Christian Right. Also, they aren't delusional, they are religious. To claiming that they're delusional is insulting and unnecessary. For the record, I am a Christian but I am not a member of the Christian Right.
pretending that evolution is a lie that shouldn't be taught as fact
It's science, not a "fact". It is currently the best, most elegant theory that we have to explain our data that meets scientific criteria. In the unlikely event that another theory comes along that better explains the data (by either using fewer actors or by explaining more of the data), than that theory will probably become more prevalent in the scientific community. This is how science works. This is why, for instance, luminiferous aether was considered a theory not a fact. When a better theory came along, it was replaced.
pretending that a woman's body is the property of the Federal Government
The abortion issue is hard, and you do it a grave injustice. Nobody believes that a woman's body is the property of the government. However, some people are convinced that fetus has the necessary properties of person-hood, and as such, should be extended the basic rights afforded all people in the US (life, liberty, property). Only an idiot would consider the issue so black and white.
just look at how pathetic McCain was when he had to prostrate himself in front of these idiots
Wow, way to link to a biased source for your information. Do you honestly believe that conservatives are the only politicians who flip-flop or vote for popular issues with which they secretly disagree?
but only one party demands delusion as part of their party platform
Republicans run on a platform of fiscal and social conservatism. This is no more delusional than Democrats who run on a platform of fiscal and social liberalism.