What remains of the chain will be sold to a group of African-American investors who plan to rename it We B Toys N Shit.

What's a computer? That, you dumb ho!

If you want to understand anything in the United States of Avarice, follow the money.

This would never fly in America. Evangelicals would think it was the mark of the beast, and begin quoting Revelation chapter 13 again and again, especially verses 16 and 17.

I don't know why people bash the Windows phone. I love mine. It is the perfect size to shim up that old table in the den with the short leg.

This is bound to upset AIM's remaining users: both of them.

Cuz it is close to us! http://www.rathergood.com/moon...

After the lawyers take their cut, each driver can expect enough to buy an air freshener to hang on their rear view mirror.

Nobody gives a damn about star dreck any more.

If the industry wanted to still offer 3D, the red blue kind can be done on any screen. Too bad it is the most notorious kind for causing headaches.

All Japanese television is censored. The uncensored versions are eventually on DVD and Blu-Ray, but streaming services usually only have what aired on Japanese TV available.

More splintering of the market. More titles Crunchyroll can't show. Do Not Want! Amazon and Netflix can die in a fire.

A complicated washing machine your mom can't operate that uses hot water on the dark colors and cold on the whites. A TV that won't even let Dad change channels until he connects to a hotspot and logs into his Microsoft account. A complicated computerized refrigerator Grandma and Grandpa can't operate lets their food spoil, and they die of food poisoning. Nobody wants or needs this crap!

Now, instead of getting more in a year than he could spend it 10 lifetimes, he got more than he could spend in 9 lifetimes.

Now is the time to end the fraudulent notion of a singular day and embrace nature's perfect harmonious time cube!