My cock is always talking to the cunt. And guys assholes too.

Is asshole cancer up these days? That would be the clincher. OR maybe the clencher.

Actually Applied Cryptography should give you the false feeling of security which will undoubtedly bite you in the ass when your system is tested in a real-world security environment.

It's not that the information is bad. It's not, the book is excellent. It's just that so many people are completely incapable of judging their own competence and will make stupid newbie mistakes even when they are guided by the most excellent of resources and advice.

Go ahead and read Applied Cryptography. Go ahead and implement your application. But don't think for a second that you're smart. Don't think that your app doesn't have a million holes in it. It does, and it will go down when right at the worst moment.

However, none of this should stop you from trying to be better. It's just the nature of the game that you have decided to play.

Well I'd say you really twisted his pair...

But in fact white people did use blankets to TRY to spread smallpox, not knowing if it was effective or not. So, they're confirmed assholes.

Well you might as well get a fucking Doctorate of Unicornology and be much more useful to society.

ALL the best climatology work is published in the Financial Post. Their peer review is expensive, but totally worth it. Also, clean pussy.

Qi is the most useful word to know in scrabble. It lets you get rid of the Q's. So you are saying that the Illuminati, Qi Gong, and Scrabble are somehow intertwined into a vast conspiracy? Andrea Merkel is using letters printed on tiny pieces of plastic to enslave me?

Well, if you listened to some Englishmen, our first President was a terrorist.

Seems like Guy Fawkes was just trying to put a little god into government. And you'd think so too if you loved Baby Jeesus.

That's awesome. You should be writing documentaries like this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120591/

Well then congratulations and let me say that the name Milkymist sounds a little like you skeeted all over the fucking place.

In my opinion that's probably the most beautiful thing that Henry Kissinger ever said.

Not true. I was sucking on your clit last night.

All my shirts have clits on them.

Let's coordinate our exodus and go somewhere really fun.

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
And I don't want to miss a thing