Ron Paul wasn't elected President because he's a fucking insane douchebag with completely insane ideas and no clue about how the real world works.

I play games just fine on this rig... 4GB of DDR2 and an SSD on Windows 7...

Newspapers and Magazines...

Seriously, USPTO... what the hell?

Shockwatch labels are between $1 and $5 depending on type and where you buy them.

http://xkcd.com/936/

You need to carefully read the words in my post and think about what they mean before you make such absurdly false assumptions.

I said I PREFER it, and that implies that I actually do play PC games, occasionally covered in the crumbs of cheetos and screaming at some douchebag across the Internet who just fragged someone just to be difficult.

Nothing I said implies that I don't play PC games.

... I have never and will never own a game console, or a PC game for that matter. It's not worth the hassle.

I still have a monopoly set my grandmother gave me for my birthday 30 years ago, and nobody has come and told me that I can't sell it, nor that I can't play it, nor that I have to agree to a new terms of service in order to keep it.

Same goes for the 40 or 50 other board games I own, that are incidentally a lot more fun and a lot more social than stupid internet video games. I much prefer having guests to the house with BBQ and drinks and a couple of good board games to sitting on my couch covered in the crumbs of Cheetos and empty cans of Redbull screaming over the internet at some douchebag that just fragged his own teammate just to be difficult.

How about a NON-combination rudely ignored by the above options, you insensitive clod!

You know, Slashdot, I know you guys have a dislike for Microsoft and everything, but just because they went off and designed the absolute fucking worst user interface in the history of mankind, didn't mean you had to go and one-up them.

What the fuck were you guys thinking?

An, in general, what the fuck is going on with people designing user interfaces these days? It seems everywhere you go there's yet another abortion of a user interface.

Seriously...

If you would get Ron Paul's cock out of your mouth long enough to look at reality.. you'd see that we are not engaged in a war against any country, and have not been since the second Iraq conflict ended.

Since China has a penchant for surfacing their apparently undetectable submarines right in the middle of our naval battle groups, we have no reason to believe that we can detect the presence of their missile subs, nor do we have any reason to believe they don't have one or more parked off the mid-Atlantic coast.

Why our Nation's capital is still in such a vulnerable position is beyond me. A place like Omaha would be much better suited, since it's deep inland, and about the farthest you can get from the border of the continental US. It makes a sub-launched cruise missile or ICBM an untenable option for attacking the Nation's Capital.

Almost every single taxpayer-funded public university in the entire country claims IP ownership of everything the students do that is accomplished using any campus resources, including dorms, computers, networks, telephone systems, libraries, professors, and other students.

In fact, at my alma mater, a waiver of rights and assignment of intellectual property contract is included IN THE APPLICATION for admission. By simply applying, you are agreeing to assign to them all creative works and inventions you might dream up from the date you matriculate until the date you graduate.

Copyright it yourself before you turn it in, then sue them for copyright infringement.