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Comment Re:"I'm gonna stick my head into this" PUSA (Score 1) 155

Sorry, I'll stop. Now, I'll go Ess-Cee-You-Bee-Ay diving, and use my El-Ay-Ess-Eee-Arr to point out neat formations. Before that, though, I think the En-Eye-Cee card in my computer is broke. Can you come fix it?

Thanks for helping me not sound like a douchebag by pronouncing "scuba", "laser", and "nic" as words.

Role Playing (Games)

New Final Fantasy XIII Details, Website Launched 78

Square Enix has launched an official website for Final Fantasy XIII. At the moment, it contains screenshots, game music, and brief character bios written in Japanese. Square also launched a site for Final Fantasy Versus XIII, though it doesn't have any content on it yet. A fan site has translated new details about the game from Weekly Famitsu, including information on the battle system. "Players select the 'Action' (the five buttons near the bottom left of the screen) they would like to use, which is then moved to the Command Stock slots (three slots above the Action buttons) to be executed in turn. Some 'Action' buttons seem to have several layers behind them, which means you'll have more than five actions to choose from. Each of the 'Actions' has a number attached to them; this is the 'Cost' or the number of slots that particular 'Action' will take in the Command Stock. For example, you can have three Fire commands in the list since its 'Cost' is only 1, but you can only use Firaga, which costs 3, if you have three empty slots in the Command Stock."
Portables (Apple)

Apple Announces New MacBook, Pro, Air 774

Steve Jobs just got through announcing new MacBook lines in Cupertino. The MacBook, the Pro, and the Air all got revved. The old line of plastic-body MacBooks drops in price by $100, to $999. The new MacBooks have a metal body and multi-touch trackpad, just like the new Pros. The Pro features two NVidia graphics chips. Quoting Jobs: "With the 9400M, you get 5 hours of battery life, with the 9600M GT you get four hours of battery life. You choose." In summary: "We're building both [MacBook and Pro] in a whole new way. From a slab of aluminum to a notebook. New graphics. New trackpad, the best we've ever built. And LED-backlit displays that are far brighter, instant on, far more environmentally responsible." They are shipping today and should be in stores tomorrow. Oh, and one more thing: Steve's blood pressure is 110/70.
It's funny.  Laugh.

Submission + - Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day (koalawallop.com)

Cognitive Dissident writes: "The author of the postmodern web-comic Dresden Codak has called for world-wide event/practical joke which he is calling Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day. As the title and initial post makes clear, he wants people to go out in public on the specified day (December 8th) and act convincingly like time travelers trying not to be noticed. The ensuing discussion is great fun to read even if you don't plan to join in. As an additional bonus, the now month-long discussion of the fine balancing act of anticipating popular expectations of a 'time traveler' and getting noticed while preserving verisimilitude provides some interesting thoughts about framing and meta-knowledge that many Slashdotters will appreciate."
Google

Submission + - Google sued for $5b for crimes against humanity (theregister.co.uk) 2

mytrip writes: "A Pennsylvania crusader has slapped Google with a $5bn lawsuit, claiming that the world's largest search engine is endangering his personal safety.

With a suit filed in federal court, Dylan Stephen Jayne insists that the company is guilty of "crimes against humanity" because its name turns up when his social security number is scrambled and turned upside down.

By calling itself Google, Jayne argues, Google has exposed him to attack by an army of culturally diverse, net-savvy terrorists. "A person regardless of race or religion that wishes to cause acts of terrorism would look for social security numbers that are made readily available on the public use databases," his suit reads.

And he's adamant that if Google claims ignorance, many people could end up dead or buck naked. "The 'I don't know' defense obviously is a waste of money, time, and puts the lives of Americans and illegal aliens at risk of death or serious undress.""

Privacy

Submission + - British Plans To Detain Citizens In Supermarkets

Number 6 writes: Strange but true, the BBC is carrying the news that the British government hopes to build holding pens in shopping malls and supermarkets for detaining citizens suspected of committing crimes and to capture their fingerprints and DNA. Also included in the proposals is the recommendation that DNA and fingerprints be taken for speeding tickets and other petty offenses.
The Almighty Buck

RIAA Hires Artists, Then Sends In the SWAT team 420

cancan writes "The NY times is carrying an article about how the RIAA is hiring hip hop artists to make mix tapes, and then helping the police raid their studios. In the case of DJ Drama and DJ Don Cannon, they were raided by SWAT teams with their guns drawn. The local police chief said later that they were 'prepared for the worst.' Men in RIAA jackets helped cart away 'evidence'. Just the same, 'Record labels regularly hire mixtape D.J.'s to produce CDs featuring a specific artist. In many cases, these arrangements are conducted with a wink and a nod rather than with a contract; the label doesn't officially grant the D.J. the right to distribute the artist's songs or formally allow the artist to record work outside of his contract.' " This is more of the shenanigans that we've previously discussed on the site.
Education

Submission + - 'Fight Club' Author's Fansite Becomes School

Mark Vanderpool writes: "February 2007

'Fight Club' Author's Fansite Becomes International School for Scribes

With the advent, March 1st, of a new class in experimental literature led by British author Nick Walker, the official fan-based website started around Portland cult author Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Haunted) breaks new ground this year as an international nexus for the study and practice of avant garde writing.

Founded in 1999, the website (www.chuckpalahniuk.net) has attracted a large and growing membership, probably galvanized by the cultic success of David Fincher's 1999 film version of Palahniuk's first published novel, Fight Club (Norton, 1996). With the release of subsequent Palahniuk novels and the word-of-mouth discovery of related authors, such as Brett Easton Ellis, Douglas Coupland, and Irving Welsh — all providing fresh fuel for the conversation — the website's forum community has made it possibly the busiest author website in the world.

In 2003, 'The Cult' as it's colloquially called by members (short for 'A Writer's Cult,') launched a custom-coded, peer review based writer's workshop. And beginning in 2004, Palahniuk himself began providing two years worth of monthly essays on the craft of writing. In 2006, as a follow-up to Palahniuk's personal involvement, writer's workshop administrator, Mark Vanderpool, launched the website's 'Master's Program', wherein established authors teach novices and undiscovered writers through intensive, month-long, online classes. 2006 instructors included Will Clarke (Lord Vishnu's Lovehandles, The Worthy), Stephen Graham Jones (All the Beautiful Sinners, Demon Theory), and Will Christopher Baer (Kiss Me, Judas, Godspeed).

Englishman Nick Walker (Blackbox, Helloland) marks the entry of the website's first instructor from outside the continental United States. Walker, who has a background in experimental theater, will be performing material generated in collaboration with his students for the b-theater company in Birmingham, England:

http://www.b-theatre.co.uk/Pages/PILOT/pilotintro. html

Cult Workshop administrator, Mark Vanderpool, reports a good response in enrollments from both British and American participants.

Find related information at:

http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/"

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