Cue the Limey-o-philes with "UK has a constitution but it's not written" bullshit
The UK has a written but not codified constitution. If you don't know the difference, then pick up a politics textbook and learn something before you start trying to sound knowledgeable in discussions about the subject.
We are seeing the results of social pressure to be monogamous; it is not genetic
If you think this means that it's not evolved behaviour, then I can only assume that your education in evolution stopped just after Darwin. Try picking up a textbook written in the last 30 years. I'd recommend The Extended Phenotype (published in 1982).
hiring people to work in your store who can't afford the product
Who said they can't afford it? An iPhone 5 currently goes for about $500 on eBay. US minimum wage is $7.25/hour, so it takes about 70 hours (1-2 weeks) to earn that much, pre tax. Even if they're paid double minimum wage, an iPhone 5 is something that you can easily slip into your bag, and selling it on eBay will double your weekly income for a tiny extra effort. If you manage to average one every week, then it's a nice extra income, and if you're willing to steal from your employer then you probably aren't going to be in too much of a hurry to declare the income for tax purposes either, so it will more than double your take-home pay.
Forcing employees to spend time on the premises without pay is clearly illegal, but to pay them enough that there was no economic incentive to steal would mean paying 10 or more times minimum wage and I don't think any retailer can afford that.
If you expose every single thing that requires root to non-root users, then there is no distinction between root and non-root and so root is unnecessary. Very few people, for example, feel the need to enable root on OS X, but since normal users in the administrator group can sudo with their password there is no need because they can do anything that a root user can.
If, however, you expose some subset of what root can do to normal users, then you are always going to find some users who need to do some of the things that you haven't thought of. In my case, for example, I want to stick a Debian chroot on my Android device for development. This requires the chroot system call, which is only permitted for root users for reasonably good security reasons (it makes various categories of confused deputy attacks easier). I'm sure that other people will find other interesting things to do that require root.
To do nothing is to be nothing.