Everyone now has access to "Clippy"!

Complete with state of the art SuperMicro motherboards

It is likely to eaten by a GRU(e)

"See, we got this phone call and they said they were with Windows technical support and one of our computers was spewing error messages all over the Internet...

I am not sure I understand how this would be different from the Sam's Club 'Scan and Go' app I used the other day. I scanned each item (who really needs a 2 gallon jar of mayo??) and put it in my cart. When I was done, I told it to pay with my credit card and it generated a upc code and a receipt. The person at the door looked at the receipt, scanned the code and I was gone. No waiting in line. Yes, there is the risk of putting an item in you cart without scanning. I would assume that if you are buying an iPad or other expensive item (that could possibly be hidden) they would do something like 'Hey, let me scan that for you to make sure it comes up with the correct price."

Does it have to run while sitting in a shimmering white pool of milky liquid?

It opens the door for a "Real Genius" remake!

You forgot "Brought to you by Carl's Jr."

How many rotors can a helicarrier lose?

Projecting onto a road or highway makes perfect sense. I have often thought that a slab of asphalt or concrete (maybe even dirt or gravel) would make an ideal projection surface for my home theater.

The remake of "Smokey and the Bandit" with autonomous vehicles.

We found this cool robotic arm...

In a clean up company to take care of all the falling debris from 'fender benders'

he and his 'co-schemers' took one of their office printers out into a field and beat the crap out of it.

As long as customers are comfortable with doing this, I do not see a problem. Now, that will require that developers keep making continuous, worthwhile improvements to the code. Not some fluff change from a marketing recommendation that users want a lighter shade of red for their 'Stop' button.