I tried them and it works. Halfway through my first drink, the bartender saw them, dragged me outside, and beat the shit out of me. I had to go to the hospital, but at least it wasn't due to alcohol poisoning!

A written contract is required for real estate or if the contract cannot be performed within 1 year.

30 / 30! Gallons of semen are spilled as the hacker news collective orgasms over his death.

and it doesn't guarantee that the compiler doesn't have a backdoor of it's own.

Currently 28/30. If you listen carefully, you can hear them furiously masturbating. Meanwhile, life goes on (maybe not for Aaron, but he wouldn't have wanted to see this...)

update: 27/30 hacker news front page items are currently Swartz related.

The hacker news herd mentality couldn't be worse if they started klercking themselves (Since that would actually improve the situation :)

why do you repost this slash-bi-curious / slash cloud shit on the front page?

Why not make Nerval's lobster an editor so we can ignore this shit?

The standard kilogram is gaining weight and the standard goatse is gaining size.

That can't be right -- They're turning off the activation servers so CS2 user's can't reinstall with their existing keys. Either the new binaries don't do the activation check (in which case, why did they provide new keys?) or the new keys are magic and don't require an activation check (in which case, why did they provide new binaries?) or a combination of both.

iOS uses a .app suffix because OS X uses a .app suffix. OS X uses a .app suffix because OpenStep used a .app suffix. Openstep used a .app suffix because NextStep used a .app suffix.

Tim Berners-Lee developed the HTTP protocol and first web browser (WorldWideWeb.app) using NextStep in 1990 so I think it's safe to say .app precedes web apps.

The average driver (20-55) drives 15,000 miles per year. At 30 mpg, that's 500 gallons *.30/gallon tax = $150/year. Tires get 50-60,000 miles, so they really only need to be replaced every 3-4 years. Adding $600 of taxes to $300 of tires isn't going to go over well.

and what will you do after conventional drivers are taxed to the point there are no more gasoline cars and no gasoline taxes?

In which case you would be taxed for miles driven outside the state.

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