I'd say: Solo would kill Kirk

Only because HAN SHOT FIRST.

Untock Eben Upton Glowbin

All right

I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY!

That's just wrong. Funny, but oh, so wrong.

You're a *GIRL*??!?!??!?!?!

Don't care. I was making a funny.

Yes. Metallica bought their own planet. (not with the sales of St. Anger, mind you...)

Nope, it's completely about who the jury likes.

...but if this person listens to you, and does the opposite, which is to not listen to you...GAAAAH! My head esplode.

If you send me your address I will send you a keyboard with functional punctuation keys.

We need to GET OFF THIS ROCK. Stop wasting money on climate projects and get a plan together to colonize other planets. Wait, if we're going to colonize other planets, we will need to be able to change the climate on those planets to be liveable. Dammit. I hate it when my logic goes all circular.

They're *neon* black.

Great name for a soul food restaurant. And, yes, I *love* soul food. So back the hell up.

How about we just STOP SENDING OUR KIDS INTO BATTLE?

BTW, I *AM* a war veteran and I am utterly disgusted with our government's passion for warfare. We should not be in Afghanistan, nor Iraq, nor any of the other 20+ "hot" places (that you NEVER hear about) in which our troops are currently deployed. We need a standing military for defense, but our government pimps out our troops to corporations and deviant dictatorships so people in power can continue to fill their coffers. It's sickening.

You know who could stop this ELE? Nine Inch Nails.

They don't just tax it because they can collect far greater tax revenue from the people if those people are afraid of the "dope fiends" raping their children and pets. The government scares the shit out of people with bullshit stories and then taxes the shit out the people to "keep them safe." This is why FEAR is listed first in FUD.