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Journal Journal: REAL NEWS

GTA3 was finally released for the PC in yankland today, and I've still not been able to find a dodgy copy on the net. Looks like I'll have to buy it when it comes out here on the 24th.
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Journal Journal: Help! 10

I want to sell goatsex shirts, but I'm not sure about copyright on the image. Anyone know what the deal is?
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Journal Journal: Been away for a while 3

I've been away for a while because of "home troubles", but now I'm back and I'm gonna go for it. Trolling for me seems to have had new life forced up it's ass with posts such as this one, and as a result I'm going to troll as much as possible. Whenever I can, wherever I can.
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Journal Journal: fuckstick. 3

I had something to post, and now I've fucking gone and forgotten what it was. Shitlips.

Ah well. Go visit honchie while you're here.
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Journal Journal: I got a front page story! 2

Trolling has reached a new level. Kind of. Yesterday, using my karma whore account, I got a front page story posted. It's the dodgy looking home-made water cooling thing on EIMod - a site that a friend and I run. Over 100,000 hits in 18 hours, compared to the shitty 3,000 we've had over the past year. Kickass :)
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Journal Journal: Back to my roots 3

I'm bored of trying to troll and gain karma at the same time. I'm going back to my roots. Back to the insults, back to the shite.
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Journal Journal: Well, somebody likes me.

Somebody's modding up all my posts.. Thanks to that person :)

British Telecom suck. I live in a county that is surrounded by coastline save one side of it. The town I'm in, Launceston, is the gateway into the county - it's right on the only major road, and right on the border between here and Devon... Yet British Telecom still haven't given us ADSL. In fact, there's only one place in this entire county that has been ADSL enabled...

Now, I'm not a BT engineer, but as far as I knew, all they have to do is swap a card over at the local exchange and do a bit of programming. Phone lines don't need changing or anything.

Damn BT and their monopoly.
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Journal Journal: positive karma 1

yeah baby I got..
positive karma yo...
ooh baby I got...
more karma than your mother..

I shall use this karma to spray my evil seed into the eyes of non-believers, and the trolls shall be the victors of the day. And stuff.
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Journal Journal: Happy Day, I have leave 2

As the afternoon draws to a close, I say goodbye to my newly built PC-o-doom, and fuck off home for an entire week of drinking. Happy holiday :)
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Journal Journal: What the FUCK??

How is this off=topic? It's about concrete that can conduct electricity. Sometimes the mods really are on crack.
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Journal Journal: Karma = 0 5

Some of my more subtle trolls have landed me in non-negative karma territory. Hmm. Soon I shall be posting at 1, and the whole world will see my trolling.

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