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Journal Journal: 80s STUFF:Do You Remember... 1

...Woodpecker from Space? I believe it was 1982/1983. I was about 12 or so and mostly listening to Top 40 pop. My cousin was listening to a lot of urban contemporary at the time (she's latina/black) so we used to share our tapes a lot to introduce each other to things. Sometimes things actually crossed over and got airplay on both Top 40 and Urban Contempo, as was the case with Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me with Science". However, this track wasn't a crossover. My cousin loved it. I'm not sure what I thought of it but I'd have to say that at the current moment, I'm not too keen on it. It certainly did transport me back to Junior High school though as it was all the rage with a lot of the kids there. Oddly, when I mentioned this track to my cousin about a year or two ago she had no recollection of it. My wife was unaware of it as well. In fact just about everyone I know claims to have never heard of it even though it was something of a mild hit. I wonder how much of it is embarassment on their parts for having liked it in the first place? Anyway, I was just about to give up on this track ever having existed and chalk it up to failed memory in the brain. But, lo and behold the pop cultural wonder that is Youtube. Once again they save the day. As a sidenote, the only reason I found this was purely incidental. I was looking for information on Pingu and the Wikipedia entry stated that in the native version of Pingu "Woodpecker from Space" was used in one particular episode. I marvelled.
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Journal Journal: JOHN ROMERO: His "Scandal down the street"

After John Romero of iD software fame split with Killcreek, he picked up with this raving genius named Rhaluka. She's about half his age and if this blog thread with her is any indication, that's still TOO young. God I love this kind of thing. ;P (And NO I DIDN'T post there.)

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Journal Journal: CHILDHOOD: Watching Meaningless TV in the 70s

Here's a bit of IM with a friend of mine in which I endlessly and randomly regale him with unwanted stories of my misspent childhood watching crap TV. I'm sure some of you relate:

(12:40:03) eno2001: Look! It's Pippi Longstocking! BEST STREET URCHIN EVAR!!!!!111!!!! Hehehe...
(12:40:24) Greebus: she looks crazy
(12:40:26) eno2001: My cousin loved the movies back in the 70s. I never really saw more than a few minutes of them.
(12:40:36) eno2001: Well she looked crazy as a kid too.
(12:40:59) eno2001: Kind of like a female Ron Howard:
http://shop1.impact-mailorder.de/catalog/images/Pippi-Langstrumpf.gif
(12:41:35) Greebus: man
(12:41:46) eno2001: http://www.educared.org.ar/imaginaria/12/2/PippiIngerNilsson.jpg
(12:42:01) eno2001: http://www.kindernetz.de/-/id=15256/property=detail/width=200/height=150/1mohqw8/index.jpg
(12:42:36) eno2001: Apparently the Pippi Longstocking movies shown here were just slapped together from the TV show in Sweden and dubbed.
(12:42:45) eno2001: Funny thing...
(12:43:04) eno2001: I've been capping the MST3K tapes I duped from this guy Ben the Ghost a few years ago.
(12:43:20) eno2001: He has all kinds of random crap on the tapes besides MST3K.
(12:44:00) eno2001: There was this one thing that I saw and it sent me all the way back to 1975 on the weekends in the Fall and Winter when I used to watch ANYTHING that was on the weekend movie on Channel 43 (WUAB in Cleveland Ohio).
(12:44:39) eno2001: I remember what used to happen was this. It would be a Saturday and it might be too cold to hang out outside.
(12:45:01) eno2001: We would have gotten the weekend errands out of the way like grocery shopping and my music lessons or what have you.
(12:45:05) eno2001: Lunch would be done as well.
(12:45:27) eno2001: So around 4:00PM or so, if I was home, I did this thing...
(12:45:53) eno2001: I'd turn on the TV to see if there was anything good on after Superhost (although I sometimes already had it on if Superhost showed something I liked).
(12:46:06) eno2001: Most of the time there wasn't anything good on.
(12:46:17) eno2001: If it was an old war movie or a western, I'd usually turn it off.
(12:46:39) eno2001: But, sometimes I was desperate for something to watch and I'd leave some pretty ridiculous crap on.
(12:46:49) eno2001: Usually I was tolerant of musicals.
(12:46:59) eno2001: But I wouldn't really concentrate on watching them.
(12:47:09) eno2001: I'd watch a few minutes, space out and get bored.
(12:47:22) eno2001: Then I'd go down in the basement and play with my chemistry set or the electronics stuff I had.
(12:47:37) eno2001: I'd do that until I got too cold to sit in the basement much longer.
(12:47:50) eno2001: Then I'd head back up, check the time and maybe watch some more of the dull movie.
(12:48:11) eno2001: Maybe I'd head up to my room then and play with some of my toys or read a book for a bit.
(12:48:32) Greebus has gone away in bordom at my blathering.
(12:48:39) eno2001: Then I'd go downstairs and check the TV again. Occasionally I'd get sucked into another segment of a show that would catch my interest.
(12:48:59) eno2001: I'd watch that for a bit. Then I'd head back down to the basement to work on more experiments.
(12:49:24) eno2001: This was all in the wait between 4:00PM and 6:00PM for... Star Trek. (and dinner in front of the TV).
(12:50:52) eno2001: So the other day while watching one of the tapes I capped, there was just such a musical on the tape. I'd never seen it but it gave me that identical feeling of being five and bored on the weekend but still watching anyway. Mezmerized. I even got mezmierized for a minute as I watched the cap.
(12:51:46) Greebus is no longer away.
(12:51:52) Greebus: god I hate that kind of feeling
(12:51:56) eno2001: I had no idea what it was but I offhandedly commented that it looked like a 60s production of a Dickens story. Then I suggested that it might be Oliver Twist. Turns out I was right. It was the musical "Oliver!"
(12:52:00) Greebus: but, I'm rarely bored anymore
(12:52:09) eno2001: Well it made me all nostalgic though.
(12:52:11) Greebus: not enough time to be bored
(12:52:19) eno2001: I didn't mind it, to me it was just the typical weekend.
(12:52:30) eno2001: I expect my daughter to feel the same way. I think a lot of kids do.
(12:53:01) Greebus: kids are bored a lot
(12:53:04) eno2001: But for some reason it's a comforting feeling looking back on it. I think the reason it's comforting is that it also reminds me of how little I had to do back then in terms of responsiblity.
(12:53:15) eno2001: And THAT is quite a relief to remember.
(12:53:22) Greebus: part of it is that they don't know how to keep themselves safe, so adults have to put them in situations where things are kind of dull
(12:53:34) eno2001: There's ALWAYS something to think about or work no now even during my "down times".
(12:54:32) Greebus: yeah... well, for example Mr. Greebus just called me a few minutes ago
(12:54:34) eno2001: I wonder though if maybe one of those weekends, one of those boring shows was actually Oliver! and that it was lodged deep in my head.
(12:54:37) Greebus: our dishwasher is leaking
(12:54:39) Greebus: great
(12:54:40) eno2001: Bah. That sucks. More crap to deal with.
(12:54:59) eno2001: Getting back to what I was saying... (as I blather on endlessly at you) I had a similar revelation over the summer.
(12:55:12) eno2001: I was on vacation painting the front steps on a warm sunny morning.
(12:55:22) eno2001: It was a Thursday or Friday I think.
(12:55:50) eno2001: These boys went riding by on their bikes having a "kid" argument about something being cooler than something else.
(12:56:08) eno2001: Again, I was sent back to Summer 1978-79.
(12:56:22) eno2001: I remember that last day of 4th grade at St. Ann's.
(12:56:27) eno2001: I walked home that day.
(12:56:39) eno2001: It was warm and school let out for the Summer around lunch time.
(12:57:27) eno2001: I was walking up Lee Rd. and ran into my buddy Joey. Edna (Mrs. eno2001) and I call him "Boss Joey" now because he was one of those kids back in the 70s who when he thought something was cool would say, "Man! That's really boss"!
(12:58:17) eno2001: So Edna and I use it to equate to stupid 70s kids, usually boys, who were really bad at schoolwork, liked REALLY stupid TV and basically grew up into today's Jackasses that run the world. But I digress... ;P
(12:58:29) Greebus: heh heh
(12:58:33) Greebus: ugh... gotta go do this stupid "greeter" thing now. BBL.
(12:58:35) eno2001: So I remember Joey and I got into an argument about something.
(12:58:37) eno2001: Yuck.
(12:58:42) eno2001: OK. Talk to you later.

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Journal Journal: UGH: Rich LIttle

I thought Rich Little was kinda awful when I was a kid. Specifically I thought that of all his impersonations, that he really only had a handful that he did OK. So the other day I get to thinking... "hmmm is that old goat on Youtube". What a question. It would be better to ask, "is the video of me telling my Jr. high school "latch on" to go jump off the roof NOT on Youtube"? So with that, go watch this. I would say "enjoy", but I honestly can't.

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Journal Journal: LAST YEAR'S NEW YEAR"S RESOLUTIONS... 10

I have failed miserably. One of my biggest new year's resolutions last year was to try and learn C well within the year. Due to a combination of work responsiblities ever creeping into my own personal time, the increasing demands of my (now two year old) daugher, and my desire to still spend decent time with my wife in what time remains... I haven't been able to make it. I've got this one stupid book that seems like a breeze to get through in some ways (Sam's Teach Yourself C in 21 Days) as long as you've got the time. I was on jury duty a few years back for three weeks and I used every spare minute to actually make it to about chapter 15 in the book (that's Day 15). Then I got really busy with work and by the time I tried to pick up at 16, the stuff from before was gone. (Not completely, just enough to impede any meaningful progress). So at the beginning for 2006, I decided to try and work each night on a portion of each chapter to try and get through the book in a few months. Problem is that I get sleep when I read stuff that I think I already know. Not to mention, that in general, I think I know a lot of the basics of C, just not enough to code anything useful.

I've had many instances where I've downloaded source and had the compile fail on me. I look at the error and what it says and then proceed to edit the source code. In many instances I've found a typo that required some attention or else I brute forced the "fix" by commenting out the reference to a library that a function was called from if it wasn't critical to the main functionality of the program. So I "get" the code to an extent. But I also spend a good deal of time in Bash during the day for work and my syntax can't get screwed up by the differences (if else then vs. elseif for example). I think the only way I'll ever learn C well enough to actually think of myself as a "coder" is to just hole up for the three weeks and focus on nothing but that book for a start.

In general, it seem to me that once I fully "get" C, I should really be able to look over various libraries already in existence and pull them together to make the apps I want. Or, I should be able to look at existing programs and add the features I'd like and possibly submit the patches to the main project for review, etc... Which leads me to a different question. I tried taking a look at some of the GTK+ examples to see whether I know enough to be able to write GUI frontends that would be useful to me to support existing libs. For example, if I took GTK+ and the Xine library, I SHOULD be able to code my own media player with a custom interface, right? But the problem is as soon as I looked over the sample GUI code and attempted to try it on my out of date GTK+ 2.1 system, the sample code was borked and wouldn't compile. And I couldn't tell a difference between my ass and a hole in the ground in gcc errors. (Actually I could, but I just didn't want to have to upgrade a perfectly working system to the latest GTK+.

So, having completely failed in my New Year's resolution (I could still try to finish that book before Jan. 1 2007, but I don't think I'd make it) is there some other route that I could take to learning C other than that goofy Sam's book? I understand the basic syntax of a .c source file. I get the concept of including headers and libraries into my source code. I understand the main() function. I know I can develop my own functions and understand function protypes (although I forget about them since Bash doesn't have a similar concept). I got VERY lost on pointers as to the actual utility of them (ie. WHY would I use them except for some really sill trickery just because I can?). Unions seemed interesting but also like something that I'd not run into much. They also made it very clear why LDAP works the way it does. So I think I'm definitely grasping the concepts of C, I'm just not completely there yet.

One of the other problems I've got are distractions in the form of computer projects of the moment. For example, I am VERY into virtualization using Xen right now. I've been working on an AMD64 box here at home with support for hardware virtualization since August with varying degrees of success. But my only time slot to do this is between 11:00PM and 2:00AM each night. 3:00AM if I really puch myself. That led to me experimenting with network block devices which led to me being able to export my laptop's DVD-ROM device via the network to my media center (all Linux based on both ends) so that I have a "wireless DVD" player for the living room. I also need to migrate the last remaining vestiges of my old home internet server from the VM I set up last year to take the place of the original box over to a new physical host. I need to get back to my VoIP project of setting up Asterisk for a private phone network between my family and friends using OpenVPN as my "dark net". And there's more lined up for me to tackle as well. So, again this is time that gets taken away from my time to learn C. In some cases, I've had no choice in working on some of the projects because my friends or family were depending on one or another aspect of it. (The wireless DVD thing is an example since it would be highly inconvenient for my wife to have to head down to the basement where the media center is just to play a DVD in the living room)

So that bring me to my second question, how do YOU balance time to get a lot of these things done, or do you just leave a lot of other things done in order to wrap your mind around coding? I mean... I've been able to pull of some pretty damn cool things with Bash and Gnome Zenity (a Gnome GUI util that provides some basic GUI dialogs for scripting languages), so I imagine that if I can ever get to knowing C and getting familiar with some libs, I should be able to do even better. Am I wrong in this assumption? Is there more to C than just being amuch lower level of working than a scripting language? I don't want to do lame things like shelling out to system() all the time, but why reinvent the wheel when it comes to something simple like file I/O (besides there being stuff in stdio to handle that anyway)? Am I totally wrong on all counts? Should I just give up on ever learning C and go back to what I'm actually good at: music? BAH! I'm just so FRUSTRATED with this! I really feel like I SHOULD be zipping around in C like a pro by now... Suggestions, comments, criticisms, insults and encouragement are all welcome.

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Journal Journal: CHILLERS: Question for My Homies in Colder Climes 5

As I've really gotten into this whole grilling with charcoal thing the past couple of years, I've been wondering just how feasible it is to grill in winter weather? I did a little research on the net and mostly it seems that Canadians, do indeed, grill in the winter (it was on the Internet so it MUST be teh true!!!!11!!!). The only tip I've found is that in order to start a charcoal grill, it can't be too windy and it should be above 0C/32F to be usable for actually cooking stuff. Now I've got a kettle grille which should be able to retain its heat with the lid on... So I'm wondering if anyone out there has been grilling in the winter (especially with charcoal) and what suggestions you might have. I want to give it a shot as I'm nearly addicted to the hickory smoke flavor that I get from wood chips. As a sidenote, am I completely off base to assume that most geek types would really be into charcoal grilling? I see it as the "Unix" of outdoor cooking. :P

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Journal Journal: PROTEST: My Wife and I Will Be Participating... 4

Calif. couple calls for orgasm for peace

By MARCUS WOHLSEN, Associated Press WriterSun Nov 19, 9:05 PM ET

Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

The couple are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word "Peace."

The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.

By promoting what they hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more positive.

The couple said interest appears strong, with 26,000 hits a day to their Web site, http://www.globalorgasm.org.

"The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part)," Reffell said. "And if that means laying down your gun for a few minutes, then hey, all the better."

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Journal Journal: MY CHILDHOOD: I Grew Up With... 3

...this on local television. I think that should answer any questions about why I am the way I am. I do not ask for pity though... Stay Classy Cleveland!
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Journal Journal: BANNED: It's Been a While

I think my recent comments that have sparked moderation and comment activity (not much compared to some from my illustrious past as T4$), have activated yet another IP ban. I'm a bit too busy these days to play with ways to get around it though... so I'll be seeing you after the ban is lifted. That is, unless I get some time. I also might post some JEs in reponse to anything that you folks post...

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Journal Journal: GAMING: Leander by Psygnosis 5

Doesn't ANYONE remember what must have been the greatest game ever in 1991? Leander! A 2D platform game for the Amiga and Atari ST. I was hoping that it would get ported to DOS when I saw that Psygnosis ported Lemmings. Unfortunately it appears that Leander just perished. I REALLY want to play this game again, but unfortunately at every attempt, I've been foiled. The Amiga discs aren't readable on a PC. The Atari version is somewhat lacking compared to the Amiga one. The disk images I've found on the net are not only pirated, but they don't tend to work and there are problems with collision detection that prevent you from really playing the game. I really don't want to buy an old Amiga just to play it at this point. Anyone else have any recommendations?

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Journal Journal: XEN: I KNEW IT!!! 2

While this blog entry doesn't prove anything. My suspicions that Apple will be setting up a way to run Windows and Mac OS simultaneously with little (less than 1%) performance hit so that dual boot can go away, appear to have some meat. If this happens, I will surely be buying a Mac for my next machine. :)

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Journal Journal: WORK: Here TROLLY TROLLY TROLL... 3

(12:56:52) eno2001/Gaim: Hehehe... I just had a thought.
(12:57:12) eno2001/Gaim: It would be AWESOME is someone overengineered a keyboard.
(12:57:23) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: because why...?
(12:57:24) eno2001/Gaim: Imagine a keyboard, where the keys were pressure sensitive.
(12:57:33) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: They're not now?
(12:57:49) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: Damned keyboard! Can't press any of the buttons!
(12:57:51) eno2001/Gaim: Depending on how hard or soft you hit a key it would make the letters you type lighter or darker.
(12:58:45) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: ok
(12:58:47) eno2001/Gaim: And not only that, but the keys also have sensors that detect the wobble on the keys. So you could also just put your finger on a key and if you lightly "twirled" the key, it could be mapped to a function.
(12:59:16) eno2001/Gaim: For instance.. putting your finger lightly on the G key and slightly making it wobble in a clockwise motion would "stir virtual coffee".
(13:00:06) eno2001/Gaim: Or even better, you put all ten fingers on adjacent keys. Making them do "the wave" could cause a virtual crowd on the screen to do "the wave" too.
(13:01:01) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: You and your keyboard. I swear, you must sleep with it
(13:01:54) eno2001/Gaim: Pressing a key in and then slightly sliding it to the left would lock it in place so you could then realistically support keyboard longcuts like this: Left-Ctrl-Left-Alt-Left-Shift-A-B-e-1 = Open a mail form and send it to everyone in your address book.
(13:02:09) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: You are insane.
(13:02:29) eno2001/Gaim: Hitting the Escape key would unlock the keys that you slid to the left.
(13:04:21) eno2001/Gaim: Audible feedback too... Every time you hit the space bar, the previous set of letters are read back to you so that you can be sure that what you typed is correct. If not, you hit "Left-Ctrl-Right-Ctrl-C" to wipe out the previously typed word and retype it. You could FINALLY type without needing a screen!!!
(13:05:49) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: sigh
(13:06:18) eno2001/Gaim: THAT'S what I've been trying to tell you all these years!!! (re: You are insane)
(13:06:31) TradeMeForMyWordsSaidtheBlogger: Well, now I now. It explains a lot.
(13:06:48) eno2001/Gaim: Hehehehe. Imagine how much more work I could get done with a keyboard like that...
(13:06:59) eno2001/Gaim: Man. I'd be able to multitask out the whazoo.
(13:07:03) eno2001/Gaim: Hey....
(13:07:06) eno2001/Gaim: ;P
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Journal Journal: WORK: My Co-workers Have a Lot to Contend With 4

I've griped here before about work. But now, it's equal time for my co-workers. Tell me, honestly. Does this look like the sort of IM you have with YOUR co-workers? (NOTE: "Gleek" used to be my "hax0r" and Quake name when I was in my 20s)

(14:49:55) AeonFlux: hello
(14:50:09) AeonFlux: Anyone home?
(14:50:13) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Gleek is here.
(14:50:25) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: eno2001 is not available right now, but I'll try to be of assistance.
(14:51:14) AeonFlux: Ok Gleek, please tell Zan and Jayna that the graphics on the SUPERCOOL mail page need to be modified
(14:51:32) AeonFlux: Perhaps they can put their powers together to take the form of Paint Shop Pro?
(14:51:34) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Do not worry. I can work on computers too: http://meekmok.com/muaddib/images/blog/evilgleek.jpg
(14:52:46) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: So you have a graphic that you need changed on the SUPERCOOL webmail page do you?
(14:52:55) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I will do whatever I can to be of assistance.
(14:53:07) AeonFlux: Ok. Tell me where these graphics live :)
(14:53:08) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I am, after all, Gleek. Computer hacker extraordinaire.
(14:54:19) AeonFlux: Ok, let's hack the mail page
(14:58:13) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Which graphics do you need access to?
(14:58:21) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I can gain root access to the mail server.
(14:59:04) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I believe if I do a 'find /iplanet/server5 -name *.jpg' I can find some of the files...
(15:01:10) AeonFlux: Well, there are several graphics on that page
(15:01:29) AeonFlux: If you can send them to me, I can modify them and send them back
(15:02:11) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Hmmm...
(15:02:17) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I only know of one image.
(15:06:20) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Hmmm... OK...
(15:06:25) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I'm still searching.
(15:06:31) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Gleek is on the job m'am.
(15:07:44) AeonFlux: Thank you, Gleek. Here's a banana
(15:09:33) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Oh thank you. That's quite generous.
GLeek gets results as usual and mails them off as a ZIP file
(15:11:20) AeonFlux: Thank you!
(15:11:29) AeonFlux: I will work on these and get them back to you
(15:11:47) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: OK. Please return them with the identical names and in the single zip file.
(15:12:00) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: That will make it easire for Gleek the hacker monkey to work my magic...
(15:13:20) AeonFlux: Will do
(15:14:05) AeonFlux: Won't be today though...will take a bit longer than that
(15:14:15) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: OK.
(15:14:29) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Well eno2001 should be back by then.
(15:14:43) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I'm upwardly mobile.
(15:14:50) AeonFlux: Sounds good. While he's gone, you should cause havoc in his office
(15:14:52) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: I have drive, spirit and ambition.
(15:15:13) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: Oh no. eno2001 trusts me to keep it just the way it was when he went to his meeting.
(15:15:31) AeonFlux: Tell him his boss did it ;)
(15:16:25) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: That's no way for an upwardly mobile monkey such as myself to comport oneself.
(15:16:38) eno2001@leon.xxxxxxxx.org/Gaim: But, I'll take it under consideration for when I make it to the top.
(15:16:43) AeonFlux: You do that

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Journal Journal: M,MH&I: Sinus Infections 8

First, a nod to SamTheButcher as I am stealing his JE heading for health related issues since it works so well. And like Sam, I'm warning people that there may be stuff in this JE that you DON'T want to read. Gross, weird, etc... I'm simply putting it here hoping it might be helpful to other people since I believe in sharing info about alternative approaches to solving today's health problems. With that out of the way, let's get started. Some of this will be a rehash of things I've written before just so anyone new reading won't have to dig through my old JEs and my JE posts as Trolling4Dollars.

As some of you know, I had a ferocious GERD (Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease/Disorder) problem a few years back. It first hit me in my late 20s. I'm a HUGE fan of spicy Mexican, Indian and Asian food as well as Italian food as well. So it was very distressing to be told by my doctor that I had to stop eating spicy food. I did more research finding books on the topic and looking on the net. My girlfriend (now wife) and my mom did everything they could to give me as bland a diet as possible. It was NOT fun. At the time I was also being plagued with killer sinus infections at least twice a year (usually March and June). AND I had a pretty bad problem with unexplained depression that came out of nowhere and had no good reason. (ie. I felt like I had just been dumped when in reality everything was just fine) So I went with the bland diet for about three months and then couldn't take it anymore. Most of the books and even my doctor sugegsted that I could try to reintroduce spicy foods at about six months, but I couldn't bear it and after three months tried just a little. It was pure heaven. And I didn't get the GERD symptoms. So I thought maybe I was different and my case wasn't that bad. For a while it seemd I was right. Then just after I turned 30, it came back, and with a vengence. (The depression and the sinus infections still stuck around) Back to the doctor...

This time my new doctor told me that I, once again, would have to return to the bland diet. But, he also prescribed Nexium (a protein pump inhibitor). I went to get the prescription and was told it was too expensive for my insurance to cover it. This was a lucky break even though I didn't realize it at the time. The pharmacy suggested a less expensive alternative that was also a little less effective. My doctor OKed the change and I went home with Omeprazole (can't remember the trade name). I looked the pills. Something wasn't right. Here I was, barely into my 30s and I was having to take a pill to eat food? Me? A semi-vegetarian who worked out, didn't smoke, didn't drink, and came from people with very good health on both sides of the family? I decided to do some more research about the pills and found that typically, once you start taking these sorts of pills, you generally have to KEEP taking them to lead a somewhat normal life. No thanks. Unless I'm going to die, I refuse to be a slave to drugs for a chronic problem. My research payed off this time. I was clued into what, in my case, turned out to be the major source of not only the GERD, but my sinus infections, my depression and even my unexpected weight gain once I hit 30 (more on this later).

The key to finding this root cause was actually my wife. We'd been back home for two weeks at this point, from a great vacation in Australia that lasted a month. In general my wife is one of those people who is just generally happy most of the time and rarely ever got depressed without a good reason. Sure, she can be a grouch, but that's just her lovable inner jackass griping about the world which is quite healthy. ;P However, at this point, she got hit with inexplicable depression. She couldn't figure out why she felt so down since there was absolutely nothing wrong at all. What was especially odd about this is that I hsd just gotten hit with a bout of depression as well. The fact that she was in the same boat and we both had no good reason for it, made me wonder. Then she got hit with a yeast infection and I got a male yeast infection as well. All of this coupled with the research regarding GERD revealed a possible connection to me: yeast. The more I persued the yeast connection, the more it all made sense. Systemic yeast infections had been found to cause "leaky gut" syndrome which tranlates to various common illnesses today: GERD, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, and the like. There were even reports of people who experienced depression since the yeast had infected them so badly that their body was producing alcohol internally and daily.

I finally, told my wife about my findings and suggested that we try changing our diet to try and see if eliminating the food sources of yeast and combatting it with natural fungicides (raw garlic) and balancing agents (lactobacillus acidophilus) would change anything. She agreed mostly because she was conerned about my GERD. And we started that day. We had to cut out a lot of things we normally ate. No more white rice. No more non-whole wheat pasta. No more white flour. No more white processed sugar. No more corn syrup of any kind. A day into it, she voiced her frustrations with just how impossible this was going to be. I even told her that she didn't need to do it if it was too hard for her and felt very bad for her because she really enjoys good food. However, she said she still wanted to try it and we both persevered. I became the kitchen scientist and came up with new recipes using the approved list of food we could eat. I even discovered ways to make old treats in new ways. We started off VERY strict about the diet and stayed that way for quite some time. (We're still fairly strict with special events and holidays being excpetions now)

The new diet had some resemblance to the, then en vogue, Atkins diet minus the meat. We basically avoided simple carbs and increased fiber. And some of the discoveries I'd made which she really wound up loving made it easier to stay fairly strict. The first thing we both noticed was that our sense of taste became dramatically stronger. We could actually taste the difference in water depending on where it came from. The tap water had a bit of a sweet taste to it. Water in the restaurants tasted a little more nutty. Etc... And the flavor of fruits and vegetables was ten times more intense. If it was sweet before it was VERY sweet now. If it was sour before the tangy aspects of it came through stronger. That was the first very tangible and pleasant change.

We then noticed something else that was quite startling. The bulges in our bellies that we assumed was the rite of passage into our 30s, were quickly dissipating. Within a week of starting the diet all of our clothes became comfortable and loose around the waist. My wife was ecstatic that she would again fit into one of her olde pairs of pants very comfortably. (Neither one of us was really concerned about weight because we weren't overweight, just a little bigger around the middle). It's important to note that the change in our midriffs was NOT purely weight loss. It was loss of bloating caused by excessive yeast producing gasses in the belly. If you think about the number of men who have relatively thin bodies but big guts, I would suggest that they have massive yeast problems producing the bloated belly. They aren't fat as they and many other people would suspect.

Within two weeks we also both finally noticed dramatic weight loss. I believe this is due to the effect of ketosis. Ketosis is a state the body goes into when you are not getting what it thinks is enough carbs and it begins to burn your fat reserves for energy. Ketosis is not a good or a bad thing regardless of what many people think. It's simply a regulating factor that the body will finally stop performing once your diet is properly balanced with complex carbs vs. fat stores. The simple carbs throw your body's perception of the "right" amount of carbs out of whack. In two weeks, I lost ten pounds and so did my wife. Again, she was really excited because she was quickly approaching her college weight as she also approached 40. One of the neatest things about this phase is that the energy you get from your fat reserves actually feels very different from the energy you get from the carbs you intake. The closest thing I can describe is that it's like having a runner's high for days... if you've ever experience the runner's high.

There was also several other startling changes for both of us. The slight yellowing of our toe nails cleared up. For me, I lost this unusual growth I'd had in my armpits since my early teens that no doctor ever really could identify (and YES I DO bathe regularly). But the biggest change for both of us beyond the weight loss was the disappearance of our allergies. And for me, finally overcoming my sinus infections. At that point we wer both sold on the diet and had actually come to finding ways to really enjoy the new approaches to cooking. Our food actually became MORE interesting and more flavorful, rather than less. I started actually looking forward to my bag lunches at work instead of ignoring them. And we've been on this diet for nearly five years now with many positive effects. We even credit the easy and quick time we had in getting my wife pregnant (one month of "trying"), and her easy pregnancy (no morning sickness) and even easy C-section recovery (she was up out of bed in two days) to the diet as well.

So why am I writing this if all is going well? Because something changed... In 2004 we were forced to move and move quickly due to our house being bought by the school system for expansion. We lucked out in that we got a great street. The house itself was in fairly poor shape and I've been fixing it up slowly. But the biggest problem in the house is that it has a damp basement and that means mold issues. I haven't actually run the tests yet, but I believe that the mold problem is what caused the resurfacing of some of my allergy and sinus problems again. All the other effects of the diet still remain. Were both comfortably thin considering our ages (me:36) and I'm still able to eat spicy foods with no GERD issues and I'm not taking any medication, etc... But once we moved into this house, I started having some allergy issues. The next year they were a bit stronger and then I got my first sinus infection in two and a half years. And last year the sinus infections were back to their old level of intensity.

My wife has not been similarly affected other than her allergy symptoms have returned a little. My daughter also began exhibiting similar symptoms and we all seem to have the symptoms in sync with each other which leads me to suspect the environment in the house. Even more to the point is that if we all go to spend the day at someone else's house, the symptoms dissipate or even disappear. I suspect it's purely environmental. About two weeks ago I got hit with, yet another, sinus infection. It's my second one this year. So being desperate to find some kind of explanation for the sore throat/post nasal drip that is aggravated by my sinuses, I looked at Wikipedia. In their entry for post nasal drip, they made reference to something called Jala Neti which is also known as nasal irrigation in western medicine. I was curious.

I read a good deal about it (even downloading a freely distributable 45 page paper on it) and found that there have even been clinical studies to determine the efficacy of Neti on sinus issues. The studies have shown that western medicine accepts the practice as something that doctors can feel comfortable in recommending. I finally decided that my sore throat was so bad, that I would try anything. So I went to the local health food store and bought a Neti pot. It looks like a small teapot. The practice itself is strange to western minds, but according to my reading is as common as brushing teeth in some eastern cultures. I don't know exactly how reliable the net resources are for a lot of this which is why I decided to just try it out myself.

The process is actually very simple. You use the Neti pot to pour salt water (VERY IMPORTANT THAT IT BE WELL MEASURED SALT WATER) into one nostril and you let the water drain out of the other nostril. The water as it passes through creates a vacuum which sucks the mucus and irritants out of the nose and through the other nostril. Once you do that on one side, you gently blow your nose and repeat it for the other nostril. If any of you have ever experienced water in the nose at the swimming pool, you know it's not pleasant. If this is done right, it's NOT like that at all. The salt in the water is what prevents the water from feeling bad as it passes through your nose. It's also important that you use warm water that is at or slightly higher than body temperature. This also prevents the water from feeling bad as it passes through.

My first attempt, I didn't add enough salt due to the fact that I used the wrong measuring spoon. I'm not giving too many specifics here as the Wikipedia links in the Neti article provide more detail. Plus any Neti pot that you would buy, should contain instructions with the right measurement. I currently use a 1/4 tsp of kosher salt (don't use iodized salt or sea salt) per cup of water and I use a cup of water per notril. Because I didn't have the salt balance quite right the first time I had a mild "swimming pool" sensation. It was bearable so I proceeded. I was amazed that I could do it at all. It requires that you keep your head in a certain postion and breath only through your mouth.. I do it over the bathtub. I was also surprised on my first attempt at what actually came out of my nose when I tried it. But the most sutprising aspect was the very relaxed feeling I had afterwards. As I did it before bed, I was able to settle into sleep VERY easily.

My second attempt was the next morning when I woke up. I used a different measuring spoon that I decided to appropriate just for Neti and the results were amazing. The water passed almost like air. I barely felt anything as I did it. But the really amazing thing was that I was able to make it through the entire day without sinus medicine and never got a sinus headache. Ive been doing it for a week now, and I have to report that this is the first time in my life (even post diet) that I can actually breathe through my nose comfortably and not feel out of breath. It appears to have improved my sleep and my wife said that my snoring (which started just this past year or two. Probably after we moved) has stopped.

I also want to mention what happens if you DON'T add salt to the water. In a word, it's HIGHLY unpleasant. Swimming pool/water up the nose in a VERY intense way. I made this mistake yesterday whilst preparing for a long drive to a meeting for work. I was in a hurry to get ready and jump in the car. So on my second course for the other nostril, I inadvertantly forgot to add the salt to the water. I started the Jala Neti and... PAIN. Fortunately it only made it up the one side before the pain caused me to realize I'd forgotten the salt water. I stopped immediately and snorted the water out. I added the salt and restarted the procedure. I have to say it probably took a good half an hour to recover from the plain water in the nose. I don't know the chemistry behind it, but I suspect that the salt has something to do with softening the water so it can pass pleasantly. Always remember to add the salt.

According to many of the yogic beliefs, Jala Neti can bring you to elevated states of enlightenment and by clearing your nose for breathing allows your sinuses to "cool" your brain and keep you calm. I don't really buy into all of the claims, but I can say that it's definitely healping me with breathing in a HUGE way. For any of you sinus and allergy sufferers, I'd HIGHLY recommend trying it. Just make sure you read as much documentation and description as possible before trying it and even after that, read the documentation that comes with your Jala Neti pot.

Finally, as a side note, in your reading you may find a practice called Swamootra Neti. This is essentially the same as Jala Neti, only you replace the salt water with urine. While it might be on the path to enlightenment, even I can't claim to be curious or interested in that. ;P Just a tidbit to share with you. Hope this helps someone.

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