Whats your favorite planet?

Mines the SUN! Its like the king of planets! I stared at the sun with a pair of binoculars for over an hour. Just curious I guess.

a nice ice cream sandwich?

I received a package from an E-bay vendor with a sticker on it from a company called u-pic. Take a look at the icons on their site and draw your own conclusions. Comments welcome, of course.

Its like a car crash. They're abhorrent, but you can't stop yourself from looking.

It is this combination that makes the Icy Hot Stuntaz so morbidly fascinating.

I decided to take a better look at them while investigating Fark photoshop contest cliches. I peeped Ellen from the Apple ads, Domo-kun, but was still drawn to the bastard Vanilla Ice lovechildren staring back smugly or as they say: "Izzat in my Shizzat".

If I had functioning audio at work, I'd check out their music. If its anything like the venerable MC Hawking, I'm sure it will be a treat.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for nerve damage.

After over a year of Slashdot visiting and journal bitching later, I was granted MODERATOR STATUS.

Like any virgin worth his salt, I blew it all right away on karma whores.

At the risk of sounding like a Seinfeld knock-off, whats the deal with Karma being represented by a word?

The score in numerical form is good to know. It'll tell you when you hit the karma cap and can troll with reckless abandon :) (hee hee)

Just what are the score ranges for these classes, anyway?

Bring back the scores!

**The preceding rant was bought to you by the letter C**

Well, news has come down that infamous Gambino crime family boss John Gotti has succumbed to Cancer. The "Teflon Don" could evade the feds, but could not outrun the grim reaper in the end.

Additionally, funeral services will be held Thursday at the East River.
*Sound of tomatoes being thrown*

With all of the hoo-hah about moderation and users being banned from it for one reason or another, I stop to wonder this:

How many users, like myself, have never been given moderator access?

I am set up to participate and I've been reading steadily for a year or so. Strange. Oh well, time to check on the Debian laptop install.....