Disconnect the PC from the internet, so it's only useful for Word/Excel and maybe Turbotax.

Get him an iPad for day-to-day web surfing.

Unless he's a real gamer or his bank is from the 19th century, this should solve most of his problems.

I expect a more open-minded reply than "And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"

The first question that needs to be asked in any science policy among presidental candidates is,

What is your stance on Miracles as relates to the overall state of American science education?

I remember seeing GEOS and thinking I had seen the future.

The single most perfect input device ever created was made by Microsoft: the Trackball Explorer. With a futuristic, ergonomic shape (it's the navigation control for Moya) that's comfortable to use all day, I can't believe they still stopped producing them.

All they need to do is bring this back with Bluetooth a few other touch-sensitive features, and I would be estatic. Not having to pay $400 for a replacement when my current one eventually dies would be nice, too.

'Speaking at the J.P Morgan Technology Media and Telecom conference today,

At least the picked the most ironic place to announce their plans to lose two billion dollars the honest way - by screwing their customers into cancellations.

This, along with the type-in programs in the back of Family Computing Magazine, helped fuel my enthusiasm for programming at an early age.

Not everyone was convinced of Minecraft's merits at first. The composer, Nitin Sawhney, who was also on the panel, was critical of its soundtrack.

Really? The subtle, subdued nature of Minecraft's soundtrack perfectly matches it's visual aesthetic: silence interrupted by brief punctuations of tension.

You find yourself deep underground, alone but for a single torch lighting a dim hallway, and suddenly out of the silence erupts a sharp note of dischord? You will shit your pants.

Now that you've done the theme songs for both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, are you looking to do any more TV work?

Who would have thought that, in 2011, we would be complaining about the damn German Capitalists ruining Europe?

I guess the old motto still holds true: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

"We want to earn back your trust and confidence in the GameStop experience."

Sorry guys, you lost that when you sold me a copy of Sins of a Solar Empire without a disc in the case.

That was before I "trusted" digital downloads. Because of that, now it's the physical stores I don't trust. Ironic.

I would have guessed that it would have been Blizzard going after him for using a word + "Craft"

Craig E-Pad CMP738A

7 inch Digital Touch Screen (800 x 480 , 16:9)
Processor Speed 700MHz
Operating System : Powered By Google Android 2.2
4 GB Built-in Flash Memory
Built-in 256MB DDR II RAM
Built-in WIFI (802.11b/g)
Support Video Format : MKV/AVI/RM/RMVB/FLV/WMV/MP4/MPG/VOB (Up to 720p)
Support Audio Format : MP3/WMA/WAV
Support Photo Format : JPEG/BMP/GIF/PNG
Support e-Reader Format : PDF/PDF DRM/TXT/EPUB/EPUB DRM/HTML/FB2
Automatically Rotate Function
Mini HDMI AV Out Jack (720p)
Mini USB to Connect to Computer
USB Host
Landscape to Portrait Screen Function
Built-in Rechargeable Battery
Built-in Speaker & Microphone
Micro SD Card Slot (Support Max. 32GB)
Supports Browser, e-Book Reader, e-Mail, Photos, Maps, Video, YouTube, Facebook, Music, SlideME Marketplace, Clock
3.5mm Stereo Headphone Jack
Can Connect With PC as a Storage Drive

For $99 at CVS, what are you complaining about?

Considering there are $99 Android 2.1 tablets that you can get in stores like Walgreens or CVS, is it any wonder they're "gaining marketshare"?

They're on the low end of the spectrum, but they do browse the web and can play Angry Birds.

http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/Chrome/thread?fid=29ea05faa34bade40004a21398e523be&hl=en

Mid-2011 and a web browser this 'Mature' still doesn't have Print Preview. Oh well, at least you can use '3D-Accelerated CSS'.

Which do you think I need more?