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Comment Re:Programmable Number Plates (Score 2, Insightful) 624

The problem with this approach is most people's *perception* of a reasonable speed limit is incorrect.

For an individual major accidents are a highly unusual occourance, hence the feeling of 'too fast' is strongly associated with whatever you're used to. Remember back to when you were first driving, and how everything seemed too fast? You soon got used to it.

Unfortunatly e=mv^2 is not your friend. At high speeds that huge amount of energy turns a fender bender into a 6 month stay in hospital and two years of rehab for the survivors.

Comment Danger! Bad Times Virus!!! (Score 4, Funny) 192

If you receive an e-mail with a subject of Badtimes, delete it immediately WITHOUT READING IT. This is the most DANGEROUS e-mail virus ever.

It will rewrite your hard drive and scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your freezer's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR, and use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend/ex-husband/wife your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when company comes over. It will put a kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will tease your dog. It will leave strange messages on your boss's voicemail in your voice. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub and leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your snowblower.

These are just a few of the signs. Be very, very afraid!

Comment Re:Bare boobs and bottoms makes Jesus cry (Score 1) 354

The solution to this predicament is to vote green.

If they have the unobstructed balance of power in the senate (which looks likley) then they can block any of this s**t as long as there's not bipartisan support. It also gives them the political clout to say 'not this law if you want our support in the future'.

Comment Re:Hypochondria? (Score 1) 368

considering that the problem is that doctors mostly refuse to spend an appropriate amount of time with a patient, i have a hard time believing that an intelligent and discerning person should be discouraged from doing research and asking questions on the internet.

Agreed to a point. It's difficult to take more time with every patient when there's already a one hour wait time in the waiting room, and every second patient has some constelation of unusual symptoms. There's so much noise it's sometimes difficult to find the signal.

Comment Change small things, be self-critical (Score 1) 842

You can't fake a whole different personality, it's simply not possible to sustain for any length of time.

Of course a bit of positive self-evaluation does everyone a bit of good - don't dwell on your mistakes but try to learn from them. Try to identify your personal pecadillos, and try not to let them act against your own self-interest.

Comment Re:Fire that Judge (Score 1) 558

Why not?

The court isn't there to decide what can and can't possible cause burns, it's there to decide that someone has either through incompetence or malace caused someone else harm, and to determine the way in which this harm can be reconciled.

If it's never happened before that a check-out scanner has burned anyone, let alone caused PTSD or tourettes, then how can that possibly be considered incompetence or malace?

 

Comment Re:The grass was denied individual insurance due t (Score 2, Insightful) 1197

The government has plenty of incentive to save money.

Healthcare costs are rising faster than GDP across the western world, it's either sve money, or increase taxes, which is a sure fire way of losing the next election.

There's a hell of a lot of money wasted on people who are going to die in the near term anyhow, sure it's tough to say that we can't afford to keep granny going, but there's got to be some ratioinale behind it all or all you end up doing is continually patching up the same crumbling sand castle.

Comment Passive Resistance (Score 1) 1019

Why not ignore the missive and carry on regardless?

It would be pretty petty to fire someone for this. If you get a handful of the employees to do the same thing then there's nothing much really they can do about it, short of fire the whole staff.

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