Japanese has different words for older brother/younger brother and older sister/younger sister.

It's really awkward when I have to refer to the sister of my son's violin teacher, because they're twins, and I really don't know which one popped out first.

What about a neuter option? German has a neuter grammatical gender. TRIGGERED!!!!!

You downloaded an VPN app that now has the gall to ask to install a VPN - inconceivable.

It could be raining.

You call lasting four measly years longevity? My last mid 2011 pre retina MacBook Pro is still running great, I only replaced the HD with an SSD for better performance. Yes I got myself one of the first touchbar MacBook Pros, but my son is still playing Borderlands 2, Tomb Raider and ESO on my old machine, albeit on low settings.

Google changed the "don't be evil" line a while ago, it's now:

"Welcome to my underground lair."

Inconceivable!

Theyâ(TM)re turning the frogs gay! :-D

Hey it's SF, legislation is not about problem solving here, it's all about virtue signalling.

I'm sure in a few years they'll admit it was some rich Roman's dildo collection.

Said nobody ever.

Always a recipe for success and greatness...

Ah, terminology. Mac OS is the new name given to the 8th version of what was hitherto known as simply System 6/7. Then came Rhapsody (a Mac OS themed OPENSTEP), then Mac OS X. Then Tim Cooke decided to rename Mac OS X into macOS (mind the missing space and the lower/uppercase mix). So when I said macOS I didn't mean Mac OS. Also Mac OS X has only been a certified UNIX since 10.5 I believe. Before that it was only a UNIX derivative.

You're aware that Opera is owned by a Chinese consortium, right? I'd rather stick with Safari and 1Blocker then...

Heartbleed 2.5 years undetected gaping security hole, Shellshock 25 years... Security by obscurity is just as unreliable as open-source, more eyes only makes bugs shallow, if those eyes are competent and actually looking