I may be wrong, Im not an astrologer...

If you ask an astrologer a question about the ocean, they'll probably want to know if you're a pisces.

From the "hackers" We already contacted with their competitors and they didn't show interest in buying their data -probably because the mails got to the wrong people- so now we are offering them for the highest bidder. Seriously, how do they think T-Mobile's competitors are going to legally pay and use such information?

I can't believe I had to read so far down to finally get the correct perspective. It's college, go there to buckle down and study and use your computer for college related activities. That means getting on board with the program, participating and following the rules to gain an education. Obtain an education, then decide what you are going to challenge in the world.

You don't want anyone messing with your 'pyooter, then take one that's just for school and hook it up to the network.

Honestly, the results of your high school work landed you at Central Michigan? Let's face it, you aren't some L337 d00d heading to MIT. Consider this a second chance to prove you aren't third rate and hit the books. Otherwise, you'll just be another loser with a college degree selling shoes at the mall.

Maybe a picture of that many pins would be too scary.

Sorry, I just had to ask.

If the latest industry magazines are correct, the BIOS is going to be stored in the cloud.

Just put it in the garbage can at the curb, it'll go in a garbage truck and get driven around town for a while before heading to the county dump.

According to CNN, the administration is announcing a proposal tomorrow that will $17Billion by eliminating programs, and an official said "In many cases we have multiple programs that do the same things." So won't this just be adding another program that does the same thing. Climate, weather, come on, enough already.

Imagine a state that already has a Department of Child Protective Services saying that they need to create a new department called Department of Kid Protective Services because child abuse is getting worse so another department and increased overhead will certainly make everything better. Naturally, opponents to this would get to hear cries of Won't somebody please think of the children?

You will end up with no moon instead of two moons because the moon would be knocked out of orbit by a nuclear explosion.

We'd lose the tides, and that would be bad because we are supposedly going to be generating clean energy from tidal forces.

He's with the National Cyber Security Center, and for security purposes there's always this dramatic "the hacker caused damages of X dollars" where X is very large. They want X to be huge so that equally large sums can be spent on bringing offenders to justice, so that the press has this huge amount of loss to report for dramatic purposes, so that huge civil suits can be brought, etc. Additionally, this Beckstrom fellow devises "Beckstrom's Law" and now he can be called in for expert testimony, he being the expert because "Beckstrom's Law" is named after him (by himself of course, but that's just a minor point).

Jeb Bush will be coming along soon to take his place in line, he'll love these extended powers.

"I wonder what would happen if we put 42 pieces of corn in a field full of birds?"

You'd get Counting Crows.

The "youtube Adorability Factor" increases greatly if they are filmed up close with a wide angle lense. For an extra boost the baby chicks wear funny hats and/or sunglasses.

Oblig South Park reference: "cuuuute", "super cuuuuute"

Real estate on the Sun is already for sale.