Comment In order to understand recursion... (Score 1, Funny) 102
...you must keep vodka intake at sub-thursday levels.
...you must keep vodka intake at sub-thursday levels.
Do you think today's existing cameras will still be here 2, 10 or 20 years from now?
Big WTF!?!??! as I read "Armenia Makes Cheese Compulsory In Schools"
*sigh*
31 days in April is just plain irrational.
I'm in yourope.
I don't use yyyy/mm/dd. Nobody does. Unless in SQL.
I am the sole responsible for:
1. "Foda-se mais esta merda! Desisto! Quem é que fez este XML?" (Fuck this shit! I give up! Who made this xml feed?" for two hours on the homepage of a major info site.
2. "A merda do webservice fodeu-se" (The shitty webservice fucked up!) for 4 or 5 days on teletext.
I now only curse on safe places. Like on places I *know* will never be seen. err....
PHB: specifications??!!? We don't need no stinking specifications!
Me/you/anonymous programmer forced to work with said PHB (MYAPFWWSPHB): so we're supposed to work without a net, hu? Again, hu? You do remember last project and what you said could never happen again, right?
PHB: this time it's different! See? It's just a simple web app for just a few thousand users!!! What could possibly go wrong?
MYAPFWWSPHB: *sigh*
A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!
Great. You've single handed slashdotted his site. or something like that.
That reason is inconceivable.
You are right.
Everyone in Portugal knows that friday is SexDay! WhooHoo!
Well... not everyone... some don't speak english so the joke is wasted on them...
The digits of pi do not repeat?
That's stoopid. There's only like 10 digits in the universe! They have to repeat at least some of them. Look: just in 3.1415 you can find two ones!
What!?
"hundreds of millions of eye witness accounts"
bnurp?
Why confused? It's a valid question!!!! There has to exist such a mechanism!
This is not the
Where are all the "And I, for one, welcome our new [insert cleaver word] overlords" jokes!?
He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. -- Bion