Maybe you should be, because that's what conservatives are these days.

Principled conservatism is dead. Modern conservatives want you fucking dead but are just too chickenshit to attempt following through on it.

But transSEXuals!

Why don't you pay for your own prison-industrial complex and pay for your interventionist foreign policy and military-industrial complex when you have it?

To conservatives everything is great if somebody else is paying for it.

Yep.

This is the point where you've been told enough that you're an arrogant elitist who just thinks every else is stupid that you begin to realize that all the people saying that really are stupid and have every reason to be defensive and insecure about it because THEY ACTUALLY ARE THAT GODDAMNED FUCKING STUPID!

That and I don't need no steenkin grammar.

You really don't have any clue how SS works, do you?

That line item on your W2 goes to SS recipients today.

There is nothing to "get... back when you get old." If you're young (under 40-ish), there's basically 0% chance you're ever going to receive a single dime from SS. Just doing a random DuckDuckGo search gives me an estimate by the National Center for Policy Analysis that SS will be bankrupt in 2033.

I won't be eligible under current SS regulations until some time after 2045/2050 or so to get anything "back" (because I'm not getting anything "back," I'd be getting it from young people's paychecks then), and even then they're always raising the age. It'll probably be 90 before somebody born when I was can claim benefits. Well, I might get a dime or two if I can live as long as my great-grandmother. I'm getting bupkis if I only live as long as the other side of the family.

SS is not a 401(k). It's not a retirement plan. It's not a savings account. It's a scam. At the very least, I should be able to put the money in my 401(k) instead of supporting the "great" generation. Yeah, "great" all right. Great at stealing from me, and great at being completely irresponsible with their retirement and dependent on Old Folks' UBI! (OMG Socialism!) Also a good reason to vote Libertarian. Fuck the "great" generation and their "socialism for me and fuck all for you."

You see the problem here?

There is a push to get men into homecare/home health and nursing careers. RNs and even home health aides can make decent money. You would have to be subscribed to industry newsletters to be aware of it, though. I'm only aware because I occasionally get the accidental subscription. One of them even has a regular feature that spotlights a male caregiver or home health aide of the quarter.

The media isn't interested in it. Instead, we see the "misogynerd narrative" plastered all over the place.

I know that I am sick and fucking tired of being held collectively and severally accountable for bullshit from gaslighting asshole managers. Know what I do about sexually harassment? I tend to unscrew the sexual harasser's head and shit down his neck. I don't know why feminism needs this passive-aggressive smear campaign and the collective+several punishment bullshit. It doesn't do a single damned thing to any gaslighting asshole manager.

Thanks to feminism and its insistence on collective+several punishment, the gaslighting assholes who are responsible for this shit walk free. Think it makes them feel bad at all when there's yet another article about how all assigned males in tech are sexual harassers? Nope. Think it does anything to them? Nope. The only way to deal with a sexual harasser is to tear his head off and shit down his neck, figuratively speaking.

The misogynerd narrative! Push it! I need more misogynerd narrative! Tell me why sexual harassment is the only reason! Tell me why I'm a rapist who merely hasn't been caught in the act yet!

Wall Street must be absolutely free of sexual harassment! Nobody ever gets sexually harassed on Wall Street! Otherwise we'd hear about how sexist Wall Street is and how there's a huge push to get more womyn-born-womyn investment bankers!

Build it up! Build it up! Build it up!

When abortion becomes illegal, this will be instrumental in the retribution feminism is planning.

You keep making films like The Dark Knight and Interstellar, and I'll keep watching them in the theater! I really enjoyed watching Interstellar in 3D.

Memento, The Prestige, Inception... all good films imho, but I'm not sure what the theater would add. I regret going to the theater for The Dark Knight Rises. Actually Inception was interesting in the theater, but it just wasn't the movie I thought it was going to be.

I'll bet Inception would be really good in a cannabis club with a theater room. There's an idea for those of you out there in Denver.

Neither are true. I heard this from an AC on the red site, so I'm certain this is actually what's going on. The sun doesn't rise, and it doesn't set either. It's an optical illusion caused by the atmosphere. Don't tell me you're still listening to all the fake news about the ball Earth model that the lizard people want you to believe!

The Earth is actually flat, and the sun circles around the middle of the earth, which in the ball Earth model is called the "north" pole. If you look at the logo for the U.N., you'll note that it's a true map of the Earth, something known as an "azimuthal equidistant projection." Also it doesn't make any sense that airplanes would follow complicated, curved paths. They actually fly in straight lines, as you can see by viewing any air traffic map on an azimuthal equidistant map. The lizard people are dangling the truth right in front of all of us!

Plus, if you remember Pizzagate, pizzas are the exact same shape as the Earth! They're discs with a ridge along the outer edge that represents the Antarctica Ice Wall, beyond which is the todash darkness! This proves that cheeze pizza is an endorsement of the lizard people's pedophilia!

Q.E.D.!

They're religiously objecting to washing their hair. I've tried explaining to them over and over again that the reason we don't have head lice is because we wash our hair on a daily basis. I've also tried pointing out to them that their holy book says that they shouldn't eat bacon either, but that they have no problem eating bacon.

I just can't get through to them. They think they'll go to hell if their wash their hair. This one guy even started screaming and gesticulating at me the other day while I was buying shampoo, going off about how I'm some ivory tower liberal elitist devil worshipper. He was adamant that his god infested him with lice because of how angry I make his god every time I buy shampoo.

Do you have any suggestions for how to get through to these people and help them see that washing one's hair is just as acceptable as eating bacon? I even tried quoting from the second half of their holy book about their prophet Eli and the parable of the good barber! I'm at my wits' end!

All I can do is sit on my porch, crack open a b33r, and laugh at them. Otherwise I would weep.

At least they're not as bad as those heathens that use Emacs!

Well, you know what that means!

From now on, call HIM "he" and get completely inappropriately bent out of shape any time somebody tries to correct you.

As part of this hobby, it's necessary to think up a boy name for HIM. This part is a bit more difficult, but it's worth the effort. According to this random website, Kate is rarely a boy's name. However, keeping the same name is a risky maneuver and I'd recommend only doing that with "Kelly" so you can make a Clerks 2 reference. Also for some reason it seems like guys named Kelly become plumbers. I'm not sure what's up with that. This is also one of those names that's more difficult to zap into the other gender. Means "pure" as in virginal, not typically a trait associated with masculinity.

HOWEVER! Being the expert I am on these matters, I am not without ideas! Let's call him Gabriel.

Yes? No?

Some womyn-born-womyn came up with a lot more than just using inheritance, asshole.

Same here. It's nowhere near as good as The Dark Knight, and I've never been much of a Superman fan. Was good to finally have Wonder Woman on the big screen. Neat battle with Doomsday, but, er, isn't that a bit early in this movie series??? Ham-fisted introduction for The Flash. But it was ok.

Speaking of Wonder Woman...

Think this whinging is bad?

I'm thinking this is an early sign that the Wonder Woman movie is going to be absolutely horrible. Feminists are looking for everything they can to stir up drama in order to justify whatever it is they want to do. So, expect Wonder Woman to be even worse than the Ghostbusters reboot, expect feminists to get on the internet(s) with their army of sock puppets pretending to be assigned males slinging over-the-top vitriol at something that's, well, just another bad movie*, and expect the uproar about it to begin demanding even more freebies for people born to the female gender caste (i.e. violent theft from people assigned the male gender caste).

* You can tell feminism is behind this "internet harassment" that pops up around shit movies like Ghostbusters (and I even gave it as much of a sympathetic review as I could on the red site) because I mean... seriously? I'm supposed to seriously believe that many supposedly assigned males are out there with nothing better to do than shitpost about yet another bad movie??? Says the person typing up this comment.... but come 5 I'd rather be doing something fun like playing an old Freelancer mod.

That's pretty ironic coming from a fucking feminist like you.

You have the gall to complain about bathroom laws after 30 years of anti-trans propaganda about bathroom rape? ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTED, ASSHOLE?

You are a goddamned fucking hypocrite.

Fuck you. You deserve at least a black eye for all the physical pain I suffered without even knowing I'd been mutilated at birth. And I do remember it being done to me, a memory I was never able to place until I'd learned what had been done to me. Troll or not, fuck you and fuck anybody who agrees with you. All of you need a good black eye.

And I don't even want the damned body part. That's what's even more sick about you assholes. You call sex change surgery "mutilation" MUTILATION! After you had the audacity to VIOLATE MY BODY WHEN I WAS BORN!

Yeah, I'm mad, bro. Come at me. I'll never get the damages that are rightfully owed me in court, so I'll just have to take what you owe me for violating my body out of your hide.