"I am quite open to multiple possibilities (excluding the absence of a Creator, I have had personal experiences that preclude this possibility)"
tells me that there's nowhere else to go with this conversation, unless you're willing to critically examine those personal experiences in the light of what is known about human psychology and the fallibility of memory.
I can just see it now, how it would go at the check-out register.
"Sir, I need you to show ID, sign this log, and you can't buy all four of those, you can only buy one at a time."
"WTF? My 60s party is going to be a total flop without ALL 4 of these."
"Sorry sir. I guess your party will be collateral damage from the War on Meth."
UNIX is hot. It's more than hot. It's steaming. It's quicksilver lightning with a laserbeam kicker. -- Michael Jay Tucker