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Comment oblig... (Score 0, Funny) 242

by nih on Monday December 14, 2009 @06:20PM (#30436412) Attached to: Super-Earths Discovered Orbiting Nearby, Sun-Like Star

found to be orbiting 61 Virginis

now to be known as the slashdot system...

Comment Christian Science? (Score -1) 486

by nih on Friday November 20, 2009 @09:55AM (#30170412) Attached to: Federal Judge Says Corps of Engineers Liable For Katrina Damage

Christian Science?, isn't that an oxymoron?

Comment Re:And that sums up neatly... (Score 0, Funny) 439

by nih on Monday November 16, 2009 @11:01AM (#30115422) Attached to: Apple Patents "Enforceable" Ad Viewing On Devices

That's nothing, I'm never going to buy any products from anyone! muhahhahaa!

Comment oblig! (Score -1) 141

by nih on Tuesday October 06, 2009 @11:59AM (#29658119) Attached to: Ministry of Defense's "How To Stop Leaks" Document Is Leaked

The people responsible for these documents have been sacked!

Comment nih! (Score -1) 298

by nih on Monday October 05, 2009 @11:50AM (#29645215) Attached to: Monty Python 40 Years Old Today!

I mean NI!

Comment Figures (Score -1) 97

by nih on Friday September 18, 2009 @06:01PM (#29471997) Attached to: Blueprint For a Quantum Electric Motor

such as a spring board or nanomushroom

so thats why the quantum world is so confusing!

Comment Re:really? (Score -1) 229

by nih on Tuesday September 15, 2009 @07:02AM (#29424239) Attached to: Most Detailed Photos of an Atom Yet

That's no atom!

Comment Re:Used to cure cancer? (Score -1) 94

by nih on Monday September 14, 2009 @04:40PM (#29418793) Attached to: Scientists Find Master Gene To Switch On Immune Cells

5. ???
6. Profit!

Comment Re:Don't diss the 6502! (Score -1) 297

by nih on Wednesday September 02, 2009 @12:46PM (#29287399) Attached to: Space Shuttle To Be Replaced By SpaceX For ISS Resupply

Seriously, go outside, the sun is shining.

Comment But what about the monsters? (Score -1) 231

by nih on Wednesday September 02, 2009 @12:20PM (#29286999) Attached to: Astronomers Search For the Calmest Place On Earth

You must let me back in... I won't harm anyone... I promise...

Comment That means something else in the UK... (Score -1) 439

by nih on Wednesday August 19, 2009 @11:57AM (#29119791) Attached to: Average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed

I'm from the UK you insensitive clod!

Comment Re:Realtors and bankers next? (Score -1) 223

by nih on Sunday August 16, 2009 @11:47AM (#29083783) Attached to: BetOnSports Founder Pleads Guilty To Racketeering

Yes, but don't call me Shirley

Comment Re:So we still have... (Score -1) 756

by nih on Tuesday August 11, 2009 @09:21AM (#29022465) Attached to: Earth's Period of Habitability Is Nearly Over

ffs i read that as 'clean breasts'
its going to be a long day :(

Comment Re:Cause or effect? (Score -1) 438

by nih on Wednesday August 05, 2009 @02:04PM (#28960619) Attached to: Psychopaths Have Brain Structure Abnormality

oi! woof woof woof you woof clod!

Comment Re:The Fans DID Notice It Though (Score -1) 198

by nih on Tuesday August 04, 2009 @12:03PM (#28942471) Attached to: xkcd To Be Released In Book Form

oi! i come here for the dupes you insensitive clod!

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