I think it was more that he pretend to be a close contact THEN got the nudes / semi-nudes and then used those for different blackmail.

"Hey, Dgat, it's your friend cduffy. Listen, I've been having a weird problem and I don't know if I can afford a clinic. Can you show me if this looks normal?"

"Hey, Dgat, it's your friend cduffy. I heard you went bra shopping. Let me see! "

"It's really Beardo. Send $100 to PayPal or I'll mail this to your boss."

You're FSM-right we don't. We're supposed to be the good guys here.

This asshole (allegedly) blackmailed 350 people. I say allegedly because he hasn't been convicted in a court of law, which again, is the way we do things around here. You know, in motherfucking civilization.

This is not the victim's fault. What the hell is wrong with you people?

The League of Extraordinarily Rich Gentlemen?

Don't worry, I'm here to protect you from it. Can you please stand next to the stairs?

Nah, you just lick it off. There's a special place in hell for those who waste good maple syrup, eh?

Or that when you're not the one cheating, you trust your partner.

It's only in retrospect that you can see how everything had one, simpler, explanation. It just didn't make sense at the time.

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*eagles*

No, this was redlit on the geek tab at fark.

I'm in. Let's "hack" something.

A real geek will understand that without regular exercise, their brain will not run at optimal speeds and efficiency.

Being sedentary is how you underclock your brain and reduce your lifespan.

As a separated guy with two kids, they make games for kids too.

"Ready to pwn some boglins, Dad?"

This is really, really interesting.

I haven't had the flu. Not ever. I've got two dehumidifiers running full time to keep my house at 60% humidity. I pull several gallons of water out of the air every day. With them off (if I forget to empty the tanks before I leave for work) it'll creep up to 90% humidity.

Don't you dare drag vegans into this.

I also totally want my cell -- which is linked to my real name, credit card, and address -- to be required to log in to post something snarky on Slashdot.

They can put their phone on silent or buzz, and will do so. Jamming all phones so nobody can get any calls is inexcusable and dangerous. If it goes off, it takes just a few moments to head outside to take the call.

Anyway, there's something to be said for a job where when someone asks you what you do you can reply, "Me? I'm the guy 9-1-1 calls for help."