You evidently don't understand what woosh is used for. It is reserved for when a joke goes over someones head.
As it did in this thread.
In order for something to be a joke it has to be funny.
It was funny, you just didn't get it.
There is nothing funny about your post, since there is no reason to go out in public to watch American Idol.
Ah, but you didn't say American Idol, you said "American Idiot" (sic). Hence the reason why the going out in public part is funny because those of us who are compelled to do so, especially here in America, find ourselves constantly surrounded by idiots. Why watch them on television, and thus bring them into our private homes, when we already encounter an endless parade of them every day in public? The mere suggestion is absurd. That's why it's funny.
Since all humor has an element of truth to it, and your post has no element of truth, it cannot possibly be funny, ergo ... no woosh for you.
You did not perceive it which means that you're either one of the aforementioned idiots or you lead a very sheltered existence. We'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the later rather than the former.