it is neither funny nor true.

Served where? Leavenworth?

Advertisers have been doing this since spam email became a thing.

What part of Philly or Boston are you in? I know people in both that have FioS and it is teh awesome.

They should have gone with Drupal.

Ok. We can live with Avocados if it's such a big deal.

NYC would like a word.

Don't forget Sonny Bono.

No. The Walled Garden know what is best.

correct? I, sir, would like you to prove it.

SKILLED people.

Depends how rich you are.

Hipsters don't take taxis.

My God, slow it DOWN. I mean I have 1200 servers and they all got updated automtically and then again with this snafu. Who ever coded the automaticallly install the latest stable kernel patch needs to be taken to the toolshed and learned a lesson. And Linus? Why did you approve such an evil....wait...what? Admins can still update their kernels on their own time, based on their own testing platform? Huh.

How would they know? We had a guy who gave two weeks notice. last week he came in on Monday at 8:10, boss yelled at him in front of us. The next day he came in wearing jeans and a T-shirt and left. he's still working a tthe place that hired him.