Throw her down a welll.

I can't tell if I'm supposed to hate myself for being from the US or not.

Why even turn on the TV, when you can stream or download the shows in better quality on your desktop/laptop/fucking smartphone?

Say hello to Wayland, X's replacement with no graphical forwarding.

We shit that bed already with the NSA leak information getting out. Who the fuck trusts US tech now?

Grammar is a doggy dog world, but posts like yours are a diamond dozen.

At this point, we're making consumer grade hardware strain to drive 4K monitors. Pixel density doesn't matter if the device can't easily run at that resolution.

I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer...Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. Are you the Gatekeeper?

There are above-ground collapse messages when cutting down huge multiple z-level trees, so I think it is actually feasible to have that happen. Of course, things like "the entirely of your region down to Hell being able to be supported by a single support attached to a single lever" is still a thing, but more for Fun purposes.

I vas born in Dusseldorf, and zat is vhy zey call me Rolf.

I manually got my news by actually looking at sites before. The death of Google Reader and subsequent shilling by competitors made me decide on using Feedly, and since then I can't live without an RSS feed.

The Snark Store called, and they're running out of you.

Cyanogen supports some of the more popular mid-spec devices, like the Moto G, as well. But you are right, they won't support, say, a random DoCoMo Android-based fliphone made for the Japanese market.

What about the ever-popular 'Lunix?'

I resent that statement. Not only do I actively avoid responding to phone calls and texts, but I only freak out about having no cell signal when I'm using my phone as a WiFi hotspot for my laptop or my desktop when the cable is out. /offtopic