"As it stands in the real world in 2013, currency, by definition is pseudo-anonymous."
There is nothing in the definition of currency that assures it is anonymous.
Don't put words in my mouth when I'm not asking you to feed me.
I made no claims about your assurances in the jurisdiction you live in.
I only made the claim that, by definition, money (or currency) is pseudo-anonymous. Allow me to explain this definition, starting by using your very next sentence as you have clearly not taken a monetary economics (300 level undergrad or higher) class:
In the US cash is far from anonymous.
Once again, I never said US cash is 100% anonymous. I said money (or currency) is pseudo-anonymous. And yes, US Cash fits this definition.
In some forms, US Cash is anonymous and in some forms it isn't. In some forms it is representative of anonymity (like the trillion "missing" dollars). In many (most) cases, the choice is yours as to how anonymous you would like your cash to be, but it will be very difficult (if not impossible, much like with Bitcoin as we will see at the end of this comment) to actually achieve 100% currency anonymity on any legitimate scale. The world is not as absolute as you'd like to think it is.
Pseudo-anonymity can can be contrasted with a currency like Bitcoin, which claims complete 100% anonymity (though it is not). Until the system is broken or until there is a warrant out for someone's arrest, you might feel as though you are 100% anonymous. This is how people felt when they first started posting things to livejournal/myspace/facebook, and it is how most people feel when they are using Torrents or some form of proxy.
Now that we have definitions out of the way, moving the current currency system closer to 100% anonymity has not yet been proven to produce more desirable outcomes than a definably pseudo-anonymous currency. Sometimes, for society, it is pretty important to know where, when, and who the money passed through, and there must be devices in place to access this information in the case of catastrophe.
Obviously, if you are receiving a direct deposit from your employer, and are paying for rent/mortgage with cheques/e-payments, and are withdrawing said cash from the bank where said payroll was deposited you should expect 0% anonymity in this case. Do you honestly think you have complete anonymity when you transfer those same dollars into Bitcoins, and from there on out?
If current US Cash were 100% anonymous for example, you would likely have more difficulty finding the person that hired the super-cool-ninja-assassin who to tried kill you in your sleep last night (thank god for the anonymous Bitcoin-purchased gun under your pillow). One way investigators (private and public) could do this would be to "follow the money" and its paper trail. But because the current government backed money systems in the Western Democracies I am familiar with are already pseudo-anonymous, the person who hired your assassin has ways to ensure his/her name is not associated with the act.
Everybody already wins.
Furthermore, many legitimate professions like Bartenders and Cab Drivers are paid in largely in cash and at no point are they required to be subject to said aforementioned tracking mechanisms. You can always ask your employer to pay you in cash. Where did you employer get that cash from? Who knows, only they do. Your employer doesn't want to pay you in cash, but you only want to be paid in cash? Find a new employer.
You do realize that there is already a lot of cash in circulation, yes? Much of it is "claimed" to be missing, yes? No currency that is already in circulation necessarily has to be associated with any one person's name. This is how drug dealers operate and provide their necessary services. Bitcoin is an alternative for them, as for now it provides them with more assurances regarding anonymity. Drug dealers will still be taking cold hard currency just like everyone else for the foreseeable future, as on average it still retains some level of anonymity for them.
Moving on to the rest of your points:
Large cash withdraws and deposits are tracked. The same for combinations of withdraws and deposits that add up to large transactions.
You literally pay the Bank to do this for you, this is a service they provide, and the vast majority of people see this as a good thing (and it is). If Bitcoin was suddenly adopted by everyone (all things equal), Banks would still provide this exact same service as they would likely specialize in storing and securing your Bitcoins better than you can. Tracking where US Cash/Bitcoins go is a part of storing and securing, which is what banks do. Much like banks store and secure your current cash, much like banks used to (and still do) store and secure gold, much like banks used to provide private security forces and lock boxes for other trinkets people want to hold (and still do). Every squirrel needs a tree for its acorns (and will always). Bitcoin will not remove the involvement of banks.
If you have a source for the threshold at which the government tracks these transactions, please provide said source now. You should be spending more time banning this act in your jurisdiction, rather than arguing for the validity of an alternative currency like Bitcoin as The Currency.
If your local government is doing this, this does not represent a problem with currency: It represents a problem with the laws in your jurisdiction.
Bills have embedded metallic strips so that any notable quantity of cash is immediately detectable by security or police.
Once again, having a tracking mechanism associated with currency is not proven to be a bad thing, especially when you do not have to subject yourself to said tracking as proven above. Bitcoin, as an alternative, is not proven to offer a better solution to the current situation.
Also, please provide a source which indicates that your local police can immediately detect these notable quantities of cash containing embedded metallic strips. Please also provide a source which indicates that your local police is using said mechanism without warrants on ordinary citizens, and is abusing the power of the mechanism in general.
If the police can and are doing these things, you should be working to change this act in your jurisdiction once again, instead of spending time debating me here. This is not a fault of the currency, this is a fault of the laws governing the currency, as I have and will repeat many times in threads like this.
Large cash purchases are similarly noted.
First of all, you need to prove to me that law enforcement currently is tracking notable quantities of cash, as I mentioned in regards to your previous statement. After you do that, then you can work on proving that "Large cash purchases" are always being tracked, or are "similarly being noted" by law enforcement officials.
After you have proven both these two things, you then need to realize this is a policing problem not a currency problem.
But let's say it is a currency problem: How is tracking large cash purchases a bad thing? Here is my retort, if you believe it is a bad thing:
If you are making large cash purchases in my jurisdiction, this means there is a seller, and that there are likely domestic and/or imported goods and/or labour and/or services involved. Like fuck one of these isn't getting taxed. And if you think one of these should not get taxed, well then sir, we are on a totally different page. Yet still, this page is in regards to taxes, and not currency itself.
Moving on to your next statements:
Also cash may no longer be used in most cases to rent transportation....
This is factually incorrect.
Identity is required to rent cars, but your form of payment is determined by the rental provider themselves. There are many seedy joints that will rent you a car without identity or plastic cash.
Furthermore, you should be required to show identity when renting a car even if this was 100% factually correct. Why is this? Well, in order for you to drive said car away from the rental location, you will likely have to use some form of government road. Guess who owns the government road? If you guessed the people that compose the government in that jurisdiction, you win the prize. And guess what the funny thing about public AND private roads are? It is not your inalienable right to use said roads, it is a privilege provided to you by the taxpaying base or the private landowner. I, and other taxpayers, would like to know who you are when you are using my road, in case you fuck up which you will inevitably do. Private companies will likely want to know as well, for liability and damages purposes.
Once again, this is not a problem of currency, these are semantics relating to specific types of transactions. Bitcoin does not improve the situation, and may work to prevent some of this if everybody was driving anonymous vehicles on my roads.
Moving on:
[Also cash may no longer be used in most cases to rent] .... a hotel room anonymously.
Again, this is factually incorrect.
I have been paying rent in cash for over 2 years, and will soon no longer be doing so. Plenty of hotels (the shitty ones, and the good ones as long as you provide identification as with car rentals) accept payment in cash. Hourly hotels for hookers and drug/gun deals like the many near my new place of living take payment in cash. I went on a road-trip last year through the southwest of the United States and stayed in many totally normal hotels that actually preferred cash payment. This is all anecdotal evidence, sure, but I'm not the one trying to supplant an entire system: You are. You need to provide evidence that is not factually incorrect, and when your facts are simply wrong, I feel it is okay to respond with anecdotes.
That being said, these totally normal hotels still wanted some form of identity. But this is so they can sue your ass or kick your ass out of the rental unit if you damage their property or stay for too long. This is pretty fucking reasonable, in my books, and this is a contract I am aware of when engaging these private landowners.
Once again, this is not a problem of currency, these are semantics relating to specific types of transactions. Bitcoin does not improve the situation and may work to prevent some of this, though it is the choice of the hotel rental company whether or not they want to prevent any of this. They have the ability to choose Bitcoin if they wish. Unless you have a warrant out for your arrest, I'm not sure why you would want to be an anonymous rentee of property anyways, as you will no longer be afforded the due process of law which protects tenants far more than it likely should - much like all other Consumer Protection Laws which require you to identify yourself.
Bitcoin definitely improves on all these situations except for the rentals.
As you see above, no. No it does not. Not in the least for any situation you mention above or below. Moving on:
"anonymity is not always the optimal situation for every transaction (nor law enforcement)."
Anonymity is usually optimal for transactions where payment can't be reversed.
In my jurisdiction, all payments can be reversed, within reason, and within the defined terms. This is done by private entities to ensure that their customers are satisfied to the fullest extent, and it is also written into our Consumer Protection Laws.
Once again, this is not a problem of currency, these are semantics relating to specific types of transactions in your jurisdiction. Bitcoin does not improve the situation and may work to prevent some of this especially in regards to protecting the consumer (you). Being anonymous won't help you when you get fucked by your favourite company, on purpose or on accident.
But please, enlighten me. What types of transactions payments cannot be reversed (payroll? I'm sure there are many examples, but I am asking you), and does being anonymous in these transactions provide for a more optimal social outcome?
Please provide sources where necessary.
Most of the rest can be better solved with escrow or a deposit in escrow than current methods.
Honestly, what on earth do you think escrow is? You do realize most escrow payments are made using a government backed currency and that escrow is a very common form of payment, especially for a wide range of industries? Escrow was the first most popular form of payment on the internet, as seen with sites like Ebay (and before this) because everyone was paranoid and nobody trusted each other. Most escrow payments then, and now, are delivered and executed as government backed currencies. Bitcoin, like E-Gold, and Ebay were not the first to use Escrow. It has been around since prostitution/banks.
You can send escrow payments in acorns for all anyone cares, just like I imagine squirrels do in some capacity.
Once again, this is simply not indicative of a problem with currency. Moving on:
As for law enforcement, I think you'll find that most people don't favor trading privacy or freedom simply for the sake of making law enforcement easier. In practice you wouldn't want law enforcement to always be effective. With imperfect law enforcement, it is those who break the law repeatedly who usually eventually get caught. With perfect law enforcement you'd imprison pretty much the entire population at some point.
This is not a problem with currency, and there is no such thing as perfect law enforcement. You paint things in cartoonish absolutes.
This is a problem with how you vote for your officials, and the power your elected officials give to your jurisdiction's police force.
That being said, you are wrong: I think most people would agree that we should most certainly equip our law enforcement agents where it is reasonable to do so in regards to currency, and even the most staunch Libertarian believes in security for private property. If it is reasonable to include a law enforcement mechanism in the currency itself, most people are okay with this unless the use of the mechanism is not reasonable.
Once again, not a currency problem. It is a law enforcement problem that we willingly chose.
Additionally, with judicial oversight (a warrant) law enforcement in a bitcoin world could often identify your bitcoin addresses by examining your phone/computer and that would reveal your full transaction history.
So tell me again how bitcoin is 100% anonymous, and how it can hope to remain anonymous with scale? It may be more anonymous than the current currency system, but neither is 100% anonymous while neither REQUIRES that your name is attached to the currency.
And once again, how is more anonymity proven to provide a greater net social benefit than the current currency which is already pseudo-anonymous?
I would expect nothing short of a full reply from you regarding all these points, as you have already spilled thousands of words on this article thread alone. I have addressed every single one of your sentences that you wrote for me. I would love it if you were able to address all of mine.