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Apple

A Peek At Apple's Planned $5B HQ 257

theodp writes "The Mercury News has an exclusive sneak peek of Apple's planned headquarters in Cupertino, which Steve Jobs personally sought approval for in 2011. 'We found that rectangles or squares or long buildings or buildings with more than four stories would inhibit collaboration,' Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer said, explaining the motivation behind the so-called Apple Ring. Nice, but if you wanted to hurt the feelings of the Design Gods at Apple, you could point out that, for all its $5 billion glory, what Apple calls 'the best office building ever' doesn't look all that different from an old-school $3.95 6250 BPI magnetic tape reel (still available on eBay, kids!)."

Comment Re:Next generation of the iWatch capability? (Score 1) 414

Nonetheless, the stock price is actually a bit lower than before the 5c/5s announcement.

This is normal. Almost all Apple announcements have been followed by a drop in the stock prices:

  • 2001: Introduction of original iPod. AAPL fell 5%
  • 2002: Macworld Expo keynote: AAPL fell 4%
  • 2003: Macworld Expo keynote: AAPL fell
  • 2004: Macworld Expo keynote, introduction of iPod Mini. AAPL fell
  • 2005: Macworld Expo keynote: AAPL fell >6%.
  • 2008: Macworld Expo keynote, introduction of Macbook Air. AAPL fell >5%.
  • 2008: WWDC keynote, introduction of iPhone 3G. AAPL fell 2%
  • 2010: Introduction of original iPad. AAPL fell after second day.
  • 2010: Introduction of iPhone 4. AAPL fell 3%.

 

stock prices for high-tech companies are not a valid way to measure the company's success in the marketplace

Precisely.

Desktops (Apple)

Shuttleworth: Apple Will Merge Mac and iPhone 414

Barence writes "Canonical founder Mark Shuttleworth claims Apple will follow Ubuntu's lead and converge the iPhone and MacBook product lines. Speaking to PC Pro to mark the upcoming launch of Ubuntu 13.10, Shuttleworth said that the failed Ubuntu Edge smartphone — an attempt to bridge mobile and desktop computing devices — had set an example that others will follow. 'We've seen a very interested ripple go through the industry, and an uptick in interest in convergence,' Shuttleworth added. 'People are saying yes, mobile processors are catching up with the desktop. When Apple announced the iPhone 5s, it called the processor "desktop-class," and I don't think that was an accident – it was sending what we think is a very clear signal that it will converge the iPhone and the MacBook Air.'"

Comment Uh, no (Score 1) 497

not everyone knows this, because it's bullshit. Bureaucracy isn't adding to the cost. Most of the time the cost is in line with private interests. It's just that when the gov't loses money it's just lost, but when the big corps lose money the gov't bails them out.

The most common reason you see gov't "waste" money is when they're pumping money into the economy to keep it going because too much of the wealth has concentrated at the top. You're not seeing waste, you're seeing socialism in the only way Americans can stand it after decades of anti-socialist propaganda from our corporate masters...

Comment BS (Score 1) 497

I keep hearing this. The paper work adds little or nothing. If you've ever worked with any large organization they always have large paper work requirements. It's necessary to keep employees from embezzling and/or giving juicy contracts to family.

The 30% comes from the fact that gov't contracts usually require higher paid union workers because a lot of the time the contracts are social programs designed to spread wealth in disguise. Think they old public works projects but without the stigma.

Comment Re:Cockroach rights? (Score 1) 512

... his obviously satiric post ...

Thanks for that. I thought it was obvious. But these guys nearly had me providing an interlinear translations along the lines of ...

Original:
And they call me a sociopath ...

Translation:
In the even that the dripping irony of the above is not already blindingly obvious, allow me to state explicitly that this post is of satirical intent.

But then again perhaps an ironic statement is not itself the clearest way to alert the slower reader to the presence of irony.

Comment ... do you Mr Jones? (Score 1) 512

[Y]ou're a grade A asshole- I'll give you that.

Grade A? Why thank you. One does try one's hardest. I'm relieved that you failed to mention the nicht I carelessly omitted from the second German sentence ... you're too kind. And if I might repay your compliment ... however much you may lack of it yourself, you are at least able to acknowledge talent in others.

... your assberger's ...

Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight. Seriously, if you can't do wit, don't even try. Go away and read some Oscar Wilde first, or watch a Woody Allen movie or two, or take lessons, or something ...

Comment Re:Again (Score 2) 214

[W]e were told if there was a fire to first order a pizza, then tell the firemen to follow the delivery to the fire. A lumber yard caught on fire one night, and we watched as the sirens and flashing lights on the fire trucks zig zagged around the neighborhood - 45 minutes later, the fire was out and they still hadn't found it.

From the details you provided, it sounds like you neglected to order a pizza before calling the fire department — is that what happened?

Politics

Azerbaijan Election Results Released Before Voting Had Even Started 266

Jah-Wren Ryel writes "Florida's hanging chads ain't going nothing on Azerbaijan. Fully a day before the polls were to open, election results were accidentally released via an official smartphone app, confirming what everybody already knew — the election was rigged from the beginning. The official story is that the app's developer had mistakenly sent out the 2008 election results as part of a test. But that's a bit flimsy, given that the released totals show the candidates from this week, not from 2008."

Comment Re:Cockroach rights? (Score 1) 512

Maybe you're right.

That would usually be the case, yes. As far as your clinical diagnosis is concerned, here's my advice: Don't give up your day job.

First off, don't [sic] me, boy. You misspelled it first.

Sorry granddad, I neither misspelled his name (you did), nor sicced you. Look! I sicced myself (which is to say I'm spelling it this way knowingly). Und es ist doch ganz klar wie dass buchstabiert ist, oder? Ich meine es ist mit einem 'ei' ausgesprochen. ... Mann!

... spouting off his ideas which is just as bad.

So terribly sorry there chief censor. I had no idea his works were on your Index Librorum Prohibitorum. But why do I have this feeling that you are still not quite getting it?

Seriously though, I will continue to quote Nietzsche where doing so illuminates some point, the sensitivities of the unread notwithstanding.

This made me laugh, thanks!

Which was the intent of the original post, glad you finally got there. And your most welcome.

Japan

TEPCO Workers Remove Wrong Pipe Get Splashed With Radioactive Water 214

An anonymous reader writes "A day after TEPCO workers mistakenly turned off cooling pumps serving the spent pool at reactor #4 at the crippled nuclear plant comes a new accident — 6 workers apparently removed the wrong pipe from a primary filtration system and were doused with highly radioactive water. They were wearing protection yet such continuing mishaps and 'small mistakes' are becoming a pattern at the facility."

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