Nonetheless, the stock price is actually a bit lower than before the 5c/5s announcement.
This is normal. Almost all Apple announcements have been followed by a drop in the stock prices:
stock prices for high-tech companies are not a valid way to measure the company's success in the marketplace
Precisely.
Thanks for that. I thought it was obvious. But these guys nearly had me providing an interlinear translations along the lines of
Original:
And they call me a sociopath
Translation:
In the even that the dripping irony of the above is not already blindingly obvious, allow me to state explicitly that this post is of satirical intent.
But then again perhaps an ironic statement is not itself the clearest way to alert the slower reader to the presence of irony.
[Y]ou're a grade A asshole- I'll give you that.
Grade A? Why thank you. One does try one's hardest. I'm relieved that you failed to mention the nicht I carelessly omitted from the second German sentence
Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight. Seriously, if you can't do wit, don't even try. Go away and read some Oscar Wilde first, or watch a Woody Allen movie or two, or take lessons, or something
Resident inspectors have a real fun life, they aren't allowed to stay in any one town for more than 2 years before moving on to the next inspection post.
Is this practice meant to discourage regulatory capture, replacing it with some sort of regulatory "catch & release?"
[W]e were told if there was a fire to first order a pizza, then tell the firemen to follow the delivery to the fire. A lumber yard caught on fire one night, and we watched as the sirens and flashing lights on the fire trucks zig zagged around the neighborhood - 45 minutes later, the fire was out and they still hadn't found it.
From the details you provided, it sounds like you neglected to order a pizza before calling the fire department — is that what happened?
Now we know that they can't even handle a bunch of simple systems that have a tank, a hose and a pump.
Do you mean to say that nuclear engineers are incapable of procreation?
Maybe you're right.
That would usually be the case, yes. As far as your clinical diagnosis is concerned, here's my advice: Don't give up your day job.
First off, don't [sic] me, boy. You misspelled it first.
Sorry granddad, I neither misspelled his name (you did), nor sicced you. Look! I sicced myself (which is to say I'm spelling it this way knowingly). Und es ist doch ganz klar wie dass buchstabiert ist, oder? Ich meine es ist mit einem 'ei' ausgesprochen.
So terribly sorry there chief censor. I had no idea his works were on your Index Librorum Prohibitorum. But why do I have this feeling that you are still not quite getting it?
Seriously though, I will continue to quote Nietzsche where doing so illuminates some point, the sensitivities of the unread notwithstanding.
This made me laugh, thanks!
Which was the intent of the original post, glad you finally got there. And your most welcome.
did you bother reading your own link? "A Modest Proposal" was satire
Hold that thought for a while.
This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered french toast in the renaissance. - Steven Wright, comedian