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Comment Re:I could have worked for one of these outfits (Score 2) 222

Yes. I can see the religious programming now:

"Looks like Bin Laden" - HRESULT_FULL_CAVITY_SEARCH

"Has hook instead of hand" - HRESULT_FULL_CAVITY_SEARCH

"Darker than a bag of flour" - HRESULT_FULL_CAVITY_SEARCH

"Has Koran instead of Bible" - HRESULT_FULL_CAVITY_SEARCH

"Has Casio F91-W watch" - HRESULT_STRAIGHT_TO_GITMO

Comment Re:Wtf has capitalism got to do with it? (Score 1, Insightful) 222

In a capitalist society, a divide develops and society falls into those who control and those who are controlled. This software exists to enable and reinforce that divide by criminalising people.

Regarding maturity, do you find it unacceptable that someone should be principled and express that verbally? Sometimes "fuck you" is the best answer.

Comment I could have worked for one of these outfits (Score 4, Interesting) 222

A couple of years ago I went for an interview for one of these companies rather naively. Their product wasn't described as profiling, surveillance or monitoring but "adaptive security". After I finally cut through all the bullshit and worked out what they were actually selling, I bailed on it (with a proverbial "fuck you stasi bastards" and loss of the job agent). However I couldn't help noticing one thing:

The management staff were utterly convinced that this was the best way to go and that the entire world's problems were going to be solved by profiling in this way. I'm not talking about it being the marketing pitch, but actually some kind of crazy psychopathic paranoia about their own mortality in the hands of terrorists. I cannot fathom how these guys actually operate with this mindset at all. It was rather shocking actually and has permanently destroyed my acceptance of capitalism. It was literally like OCP or Weyland corporation were real for a few minutes.

Someone needs to legislate this out of existence because we're fucked if society ends up at the hands of nutjobs like them.

Comment I'm not sure I give much of a crap (Score 2) 179

It has been proven recently that the whole WinTel PC thing and the associated lock in is on its way out as UEFI Secure Boot would be as well. ARM and Linux is where everything appears to be heading. Look at all the Android tablets and phones, Chromebook, Raspberry Pi, Beagleboard etc. Even Apple is rumored to be looking at ARM for newer laptops and are throwing their own cores together.

It's only a matter of time...

Comment Re:Paid off or what? (Score 1) 215

Metro is a disaster. Its a land grab/app store/advertising platform/cloud lock in spun as a major operating system upgrade. And they have the fucking cheek to ship it with our 800GBP server licenses. and I haven't even started on how shitty it is to use (I've used it for three months solid - it doesn't grow on you, well it does if you compare it to a wart.or a cancerous growth). For those of us who don't give a shit about 20fps, its a ball and chain.

Comment Paid off or what? (Score 4, Interesting) 215

In the UK at least, they've been paying for various celebrity trolls to say "OMG WINPHONE8 IS TEH WIN" all over advertising. I assume this is the same forces at work trying to undermine the intelligence of the masses.

A more realistic assessment is walking into my local Currys/PC World shop (like a UK version of Best Buy which is less interesting) and watching the various people milling around. One guy was buying a Samsung Smart TV, another guy a dryer, some woman was buying a USB internet dongle and asking if it worked on her MacBook and another guy was buying a Galaxy Tab and some overpriced HDMI cables.

Windows 8 love? Absolutely sod all. No one gives a flying fuck.

Now I could be considered to be a Microsoft shill. I work for a well known Gold Partner in the UK, are a certified Microsoft software dev, have used every MS OS from DOS5 and know their shit inside out, but fuck me no one cares about them any more, me included. I'm even jumping ship with my vested and historically expensive interest in them and leveraging the 15 years of Linux experience I've picked up on the side.

Comment my wife's Lumia 920 has been returned (Score 3, Informative) 391

Thanks to the joy of distance selling regulations, my wife has had her Lumia 920 returned. It, after a day, decided to freeze approximately 30 minutes after every power cycle. Not only that, the wireless charging doesn't work properly and the operating system is slightly clunky in places (moreso than windows phone 7.5 which tbh wasn't all that bad). It would be a good device if it wasn't for these issues. Oh and the music app is basically a large advertising platform. I've just dumped my Lumia 710 for a Nexus 4, which so far seems reasonable but not anything overly special. She has gone back to her Galaxy ace.

Comment Why so much hate for TI? (Score 1) 245

Some points which need to be made: The 83/84 platform does fine for education, which is what it's there for. It's not like it suddenly becomes useless one day because the world of maths has changed so drastically. The only reason it is used is that educators have invested a lot of time in the platform which is illogical to waste. Also, if you know your crap, you will know that there is a higher end machine (the n-spire cas) which does everything any other high end device would. I own two as they are so damn useful. They have 200Mhz ARM CPUs in them and literally run rings around everything else and are fully symbolic with unit awareness and programming capability in basic and Lua. Also if you buy a new calc, you're an idiot. The second hand price is low.

Comment Re:Been down this path... (Score 1) 245

If you actually had a process with holes large enough for that to get through, I have no sympathy. You should be automatically building the production artefacts from the source control. There should be no intermediate process where someone can throw something in.

Ego should be isolated from production.

Our developers can only check out/check in and we keep deployment to two well trusted specialist guys who have been with us for 10 years. We also audit every damn line of code that goes in the repo.

Even though I'm in charge of the whole process model, I have to comply with the rules as well. Someone always reads my code before it goes out and there is always test coverage.

Comment Re:LOL (Score 1) 141

Hell I've been dissed by Theo a couple of times. They were entirely justified. I picked myself up and didn't fuck up again. If you can't take it, don't go to the fight.

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