something that would be unlikely to happen with alcohol.
yeah, because alcoholism isn't destroying families every day...
they've made the desktop as functional as windows 2000 with a crashed explorer. yay!
huh? my desktop looks just like my desktop in windows 7. BTW if you really hate the metro interface you can turn it off and have a plain old windows 7 with the more efficient windows 8 core. anyway don't want it? don't use it but stop spreading false information. 10 years ago it was microsoft who spread FUD like crazy - now it's the ubuntards...
The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.