I *knew* I left my plasma ring someplace.

quit your crying. If office competitors weren't trash, you'd have have a chance.

mother fucking right.

jet fuel would never be able to melt steel pylons.

for every time slashdot posted something stupid...

What the fuck is this supposed to be?

I want to hear more about the anus.

what address do I need to add to my pi-hole?

no.

the cure is worse than the disease.

this is complicated. I need a diagram.

I played this one. It's good.

I've been trying to kill the elderly for years now.

I am.

It was getting close to Christmas and it was maybe a month into this gig. I can't find a holiday schedule on the HR share.

I need to know what days not to show up for, so I ask my team lead. Without looking up I get, "The calendar is the same as last year" .

That isn't how calendars work. If you had a road block, this guy was of no help.