i have multiple clocks in my house, a cell, and a watch. all of them drift differently, so all have different times. while i know my cell is most accurate cause it updates from the cell towers (i'm hoping that's more accurate), i also know my nightstand clock is about 3 minutes ahead. doesn't mean i don't use it, but that i keep in mind that it's off a bit.

however my microwave drifts horribly. i count on it to know approximately what hour it is. anything more and i risk being late.

perfect, now all my trojan has to do is rename itself to any critical microsoft file.

c'mon, i compared a lego kit with nearly the same specs as a megabloks kit, and it was twice the price.

plus, there's no halo lego kits...

i don't think they'll be able to disassemble, they used a proprietary torx-type screw. *that*'ll stop 'em!

I like the Halo kits.

i doubt it. those germans never were any good at engineering.

well, you don't want to fall into the habit of having too many bots. i mean one for telling time, one for making phone calls, one for reading. you want one robot that does it all, and you want it to do it all well. what if you're in an orgy and after awhile everyone's tired and just want to talk about politics? you'll sure be glad you have a "all-in-one" bot instead of wishing you'd brought your "coversationalist bot."

hm. an all-in-one bot at an orgy. may not be the best idea after all.

reminds me of the kid at school who wore religious t-shirts ("jesus, the choice of the last generation" in the style of a pepsi logo). somehow we got on the topic of the upcoming 84 presidential election, and he said his dad was voting against mondale because mondale wanted to allow teachers that were gay. we were in 4th grade. what a role model.

where i work i have several clients that are my primary responsibility. After working for years with a single spiral notebook, i changed over to a 5-subject notebook (actually two). i use each section for a different client, allowing me to keep them all together but not mixing them.

i get woken up that often. typically though it's someone *thinking* it's something i (or my team) broke. still gets you woken up.

spews crap like bukkake all over

hey, lets not get our fetishes mixed up here..one of those is just wrong, the other one is hot!

wow, i had a ticket dismissed almost immediately because they'd spelled my name wrong. I didn't even think to ask about it, but mentioned it cause i didn't want the real records showing the wrong name.

no one's suggested K.I.T.T.'s sound effect?