I found a time machine that some ancient aliens left, and went back in time and did some housecleaning of IPV4 addresses to buy us another 5 years or so.

Get them a Mac mini.

Better make sure you get those parking tickets paid or they'll put you on the "list".

You're not supposed to drink it !!!

However they will be Chinese robots, and 5% of them will commit suicide from the stress of being over-worked.

Now I understand the true meaning of the song "God Bless America"

I can think of a LOT of people that I would love to see on Mars. That way we could clean up our planet by creating another Botany Bay and sending some politicians and criminals to Mars.
Hey, it worked for Australia...

It's like X10 only better... Or like the volume control that goes to 11.

I don't see the benefit in this distro. It's not ready for prime time yet, and others are.

I think I'll come up with my own distro and see how many people I can get to download it as a joke.

I say that when they have these car accidents that are caused by morons on cell phones, that we "get the scoops" like in "Soylent Green" and remove those individuals from the gene pool, plus help serve others by providing nutrition.

If everyone had a cheap (less than $75) unlimited data plan, the bandwidth would be completely used up by everyone streaming music, watching videos, etc...
There's only a finite amount of RF bandwidth available at any given time. You can't have 4G speeds with 1000 people hooking up to a tower watching YouTube videos of a cat playing a mandolin.

So, the 2 new division names would be "Dying" (smartphone) and "Dead" (tablet).
You're bringing a knife to a gun fight in the tablet market bro.

And the fact that they are planning on "blurring out" the sensitive areas that could be targets for terrorists, it just makes it easier for them. Just map out the blurred out locations, then go there to see if they are worthwhile targets. Doesn't sound like much of a deterrent to me.

This coming from the country that poisons baby formula?

AND must have macular degeneration