Comment Reality Awaits (Score 1) 192
Don't worry, a Charles Manson-like character will eventually come along and wake people up from their Hippy 2.0 daze as the rainbow and flowers take a shit on their face.
Don't worry, a Charles Manson-like character will eventually come along and wake people up from their Hippy 2.0 daze as the rainbow and flowers take a shit on their face.
The bottom line is that lying works when you are dealing with low-information people.
To spend in ways no man has spent before
Extra Risa time for that find
So, where do I get the job playing a Klingon for them?
God is the 4D dude who bought the Make Your Own Universe Kit and set it running in his mom's basement.
If you tick him off by not kissing up to him etc., he'll delete you from his "ant farm". So, sing those hymns, guys! "You are the grandest and mightiest, oh wondrous Father of all we know!"
He can see you yanking off also, and will blind you if caught; he hates the yanking while he's having sandwiches, ruins his appetite.
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America = freedom to sell crap
We fight in crappy wars for the freedom to make and sell crap. Men and women died in these crappy wars so that you can purchase all the crap you want.
The advantage of gears over nerve signals is that neural-toxins from poison enemies wouldn't be able to mess up the leg timing.
Next up: a bug that has Linux. (Not just Linux that has bugs)
...sound of Voyager leaving the solar system..... over your head.
But there's no "woosh" in interstellar space; thinner medium.
[Voyager] Launched in 1977... Yeah, Obama's fault!
Well, he does have the time machine he used to announce his birth in old HI newspapers so he could run for prez. Fox believes the machine's buried next to Hoffa.
Kinda like getting AL Keida's #2 man
I'm not looking forward to seeing phone-thieves cutting off fingers to access stolen phones.
Use middle finger for ID, then you at least can flipoff the robbers a good long time.
Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol