"The anti-competition probers were looking into whether Google's Android phones unfairly prioritize Google search and are "systematically designed" to make it difficult to switch to another option'."

Android, a nice free operating system made possible by Google. Charity? Altruism? I find that improbable. Google actually pays manufacturers to put Android on phones.
I have an Android phone. Of the FOUR buttons on the front, one of them brings up Google search. There is no setting to change that.

Draw your own conclusions.

I'm already on the waiting list!

People are donating... so that he will fix the site.

That's pro! If I had mod points, I would mod you up.

If only that guy knows how to jailbreak, he'll be fine, right? Right??

Do NOT look into laser with remaining eye?

Wait, wait... do NOT aim laser at remaining universe?

This belongs in the Idle section, at best, but probably not at all on /.

Sounds pretty suspicious....
But don't listen to me, take it from wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Guantanamo_Bay_detainees_accused_of_possessing_Casio_watches

Especially getting the lighting and the shadows to fit the rest of the image.

I, for one, welcome our new robotic telescope overlords..

Must avoid those MURDER-DEATH-KILL situations..

Relevant: http://www.danielyerelian.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wzjsh.gif

"First" comment, in excess of five minutes late? I wonder what browser you're using..

Firefox actually uses less RAM for in some cases, particularly with many tabs open. Leaving many tabs open in Chrome is excessively resource intensive, as it runs a separate process for each tab. While I understand the security reasons for doing so, it is just not well-suited to having many tabs open.

OH NO!

You just told the MAFIIA where to find it.