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Comment Re:The future (Score 1) 77

It's the information right in front of your eyeballs that's the future.

No, the Real Future (c)(tm) is having the hardware jacked right into your brain. No need for dorky eyewear or sticking things in your eyes. The hardware would see what you see by tapping your optic nerve. Your brain would interface directly with the hardware, augmenting your intelligence. That is the future that I want. Not this horse and carriage, post dark ages, middle of the industrial age, steam powered nonsense you call The Googles.

Comment Re:WSJ: The glasses were ultimately disappointing (Score 1) 77

'they need the killer app' comment though ... something to make them something that everyone wants.

Duh, Porn. Killer app for VHS. Killer app for The Internet. Killer app for The Googles.

Is that creepy Gnerd at the coffee show browsing the Internet or is he watching a porn star get her bunghole stretched out? Or is a virtual porn app stripping the clothes off of the teenage barista he's staring at?

BTW, I've already patented, copyrighted and trademarked all these ideas and their implementations, so bugger off trying to copy my innovations!

Comment Re:Look at ninety percent of the effort towards go (Score -1, Flamebait) 459

I'm sure they're really looking out for our freedom.

Republicantards are looking out for their freedom to charge people for anything and everything (just look at the United States of Dumbtardia's health care system) so that they can pad their offshore bank accounts with even more zeros...

Comment Re:Don't use "stacked" (Score 1) 1184

The jury is "stacked" in the sense that Apple is American, Samsung is foreign and the jury is All American (c)(tm).

If this case had been heard in the South Korean court, then the outcome would have been completely the other way 'round.

Proof? http://www.engadget.com/2012/08/23/samsung-apple-patent-lawsuit-south-korea/.

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