You exagerate my friend. The bunch of guys never have to stand around for more than 5 days, that's not even a whole week! And they get time off for lunch and tea.

Are you being serious? American football is descended from rugby, also invented by us...

Yeah the magnets are awesome :)

let me get this straight you're saying that:

select col1,col2,col3
from table;

won't always return 3 columns? What are you smoking?

That is wrong on so many levels. It's called abuse of trust.

Do your kids expect you to scam them? Do you try to scam your parents? Hey that's the American way - only a limited supply of parents/children per person so use that to your advantage to shaft them. It's OK, it's how a free market/capitalism works.

You guys are seriously fucked up in the head.

I'm English and deal with Dutch and Belgians daily. Those Belgian jokes are not jokes - they are the truth.

Mod parent up!

I couldn't have put it better myself...

see subject nothing further to add...

Well I wasted 30 seconds of my life by RTFA and the first inaccuracy that struck me:

We don't actually have anything we would call a flashlight.

What Americans call a flashlight we call a torch...

Yes accounts are generally free, some even pay interest while you're in credit.
Fees are only generally charged as penalties if you do something wrong - eg. unauthorised overdraft, or exceptional - eg. fast type of money transfer
Other than that, the fact that they have your cash is considered sufficient reward.

For those who don't recognize it, sodium hydroxide is more commonly known as caustic soda. A much more descriptive name...

FFS if you bothered to look at the pictures in TFA, don't read it obviously, you'd have seen a nicely placed info button...

Yes I remember when you bought stuff you were a 'customer'. Now you're a 'consumer'.

I guess it's because of the saying that 'the customer is always right'. We're not customers now - so we can always be wrong...