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Comment Good for de-Evolution (Score 0) 65

Perfect for the unwashed masses Most young people cannot write cursive Cannot spell Most can't add or multiply numbers Can't write a coherent sentence All is left is to learn gorilla/chimpanzee talk On dates all they do is text on their cell phones Pretty soon they should reach the intelligence of monkeys This display will be useful for them UH Uh ,,, eh eh

Comment another paid microsoft employee (Score -1) 413

Is everybody stupid. XP is fast. Faster than all the current consumer grade PC OSes Small print and does everything a true muti-tasking is supposed to do. DO you know that 2 gig on XP 32 bit which is pretty much the majority of all Xp installations equals 4 gig on a 64 bit OS. 2 Gig on win 7 64 is the same as 1 gig on XP 32.
God I do not want angels flying when I click a button on a window

We live in a consumer society populated by IDIOTS.

Comment Is everyone a shill for Microsoft here? (Score -1) 257

let's see 4 gig win 7 equals 2 gig in XP 32. Most people do not need a 64 bit OS. Are you designing a nuclear reactor?

Security? The less machines on XP the less of target it becomes. Anyone think of that?

One security update for XP actually made one of my software packages stop working. I had to track down which GOD damn microsoft update screwed my machine. So who is causing more damage Microsoft of hackers?

GOD the stupid masses reading slashdot.

Hey the idiot down the block buy a BMW you should too.

Comment Re: Douglas Adams was correct⦠(Score -1) 64

Hi,
As a visiting alien from alpha centauri I can attest that you truly are a primitive species. I received a grant from FUYGLGLGO (untranstable - humans do not have brain capacity to understand this word) to research my theory that STUPIDITY AGGRESSIVENESS & SEX are the basic values of your primitive culture.

My visit here to do research is similar to Jane Goodall's chronicling the lives and interaction of wild chimpanzees in Africa.

On my planet when we see quaint videos of your specie I am reminded of your reactions when you see monkeys make ape sounds.

Unfortunately I cannot write much more than this for you do not have intelligence to understand.

yours truly,
stjiojgwi jkgooq

Comment Re:impediments to access? (Score 0, Interesting) 270

GOD all we have is stupid content. My gf has Netflix Everytime I watch it I feel stupid

If I lived alone I would not even have netflix

I watch MOOCS a lot and do it lazily but at least I feel alive after I finished a course. Every now and then I actually do all the work and get a certificate but most of time I am just lazy. But still I feel alive after I finish a course.

With netflix I feel my brain is dying It's like a drug if its easily available but all you get is brain rot.

People should patronize indie music and films. Most films today are created for the sheeple who basically bleat the whole day.

Even people who just read romance, mysteries if that is all they do ALL they have is brain rot and if lucky a large vocabulary. Somewhere you have to think If you never do so you might as well watch TV the whole day. And you have to read more than novels. Every now and then you have to read something technical. You just can't just read novels and nothing THEN u might as well live in tghe DARK AGES Effectively not much of a difference if that is all you do.

Comment All the new COBOLs SUCK !!!! (Score -1) 318

COBOL 3 (IBM) was designed by computer science idiots who did not really know how the language was used and turned it into the SHIT !!! I no longer follow this language but when I did program in it I could make it do anything The way it was used is with the idiom of perform 0100-routine. thru 0100-routine-exit. Instead we now have true subPorgrams which should be used sparingly but hey what do u expect when we have Comp Sci idiots designing this language who never programmed in Cobol

For your info I am conversant in todays languages and technology I bet 1/2 of the java programmers out there would not be capable of programming in a functional language The COBOL of today is JAVA Truly the SHIT

Here are examples of languages I like: C (I hate C++), ruby, GO Though I am conversant in at least one functioal language am hesitant on recommending one as of now Have to acquire more knowledge

Shit on top of SHIT the future of programing ! The true days of innovation in programming have logn been over Most of todays' quote unquote progress is to make most programmers replaceable by an idot of one sort or another

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