30-pin or 72-pin? Does it support EDO?

Not since 2015.

VTA doesn't go to SJC or connect to BART

The light rail trains don't, but VTA has bus lines that go to SJC and BART. Whether or not they're useful is a different story.

The flat part where the lightning connector is probably has a thin connector like this that goes to the actual circuit inside the case

CAT5 doesn't have the tolerance for 1GBps transmission while CAT5e does

Presumably you mean 1Gbps, but do you have a reference for that? 802.3ab defines 1Gbps operation over 100 meters of CAT5 or better:

(...) 1000BASE-T project specifically requires operation on four pair 100 ohm Category 5 balanced copper cabling as defined by TIA/EIA-568-A

A few older gaming laptops had an HDMI input port that was hooked to the LCD, such as this one:
http://www.pcworld.com/article...
And this one:
http://www.computershopper.com...

I don't know of any that would feed the keyboard out though.
You could build something like this without the Pi:
http://www.instructables.com/i...

People are losing their homes over unpaid tax bills that, in some cases, add up to just a few hundred dollars. Outdated state laws that allow local governments to sell tax liens on delinquent properties to investors(...)

How do you figure that?

The NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 will be available starting July 19th from a wide variety of third-party partners including ASUS, EVGA, Gigabyte, MSI and Zotac etc. with a starting price of $249. The NVIDIA-built GeForce GTX 1060 Founder Edition will be available for $299

$329 - $249 = $80

May have been an optional feature. I've got a 1998 pickup truck with a manual transmission that doesn't have cruise control.

And then there's Google deepdream

128MB? Wow, you could almost fit two whole albums on there!

It may not be that way forever.

Next: when do our phones come with Citizens Band or something like that?

Done

because they're all based on Intel's previous gen chips (Haswell).

Haswell (4th gen) is actually 2 revs out of date, Broadwell is 5th gen and Skylake is 6th.
It seems the 13" rMBP has a Broadwell chip, but the top of the line 15" rMBP really isn't that much different, spec wise, than it was in late 2013.

Intel boards with LGA 2011-3 sockets have 40 PCIe lanes available coming off the CPU.