So the gman will be in my room charging me a tax every time i pull on my reloading press handle?

A single bullet can easily cost you the chair, or life in prison, or millions of dollars. Gun control is keeping your finger off the trigger until you are on target and are sure of your target and what is beyond it. Killing innocent bystanders already costs far more than five thousand dollars. Taking your advice on self defense and safety from a comedian is.... well comedic.

that part where the stock screws in is the buffer tube extension, if it breaks in the wrong way at the wrong time the bolt can fly out under substantial pressure in a catastrophically dangerous way

The evil twin can't decode the response. It doesn't have the shared secret. The challenge response mechanism in wpa doesn't transmit the key over the air, it uses it to encode/decode a response message.

I dont believe wpa keys are done as just passwords, its more like the router says "solve the equation using this number i just gave you along with the key you already know" if your client cant provide the correct response then it doesn't allow it on, since the router rotates the number it provides and the equation is done in a complex and unidirectional manner it can't be reversed easily. Hence why people use rainbow tables to crack weaker keys. There are some weaknesses in the TKIP protocol used by wpa but wpa2 depreciates that and replaces it with a newer AES setup that is more secure in that regards and TKIP is done after the initial authentication.

I thought alcohol was generated by yeast as a method of anaerobic respiration?

You still need a radius server, some routers have a built in radius server that you can provide the certs to to make it seem like you dont need one. however what is this "evil twin" attack that lets you harvest passphrases? The only attacks I'm aware of that involve an evil twin involve setting up a clone with the same ssid without encryption that pop up a captive portal when you try to browse the web and request the passphrase... ie social engineering there is no inherent weakness in wpa or wpa2 involving an evil twin afaik

Weird cos most mikrotik (and ubiquiti) gear should be able to use it with nothing but a firmware patch (actually no need to use a firmware patch just tick the box to disable regulatory restrictions but you run the risk of using other channels that aren't freed up yet)

The need for a well regulated militia is one of the many reasons for the right to bear arms, it is not the only reason nor is it given as a qualification for the right to bear arms. That comma is there for a reason.

If you don't stop you'll have to speed up as the police will be after you

So if you're transferring a file over the network maxing it out and you know it will take 10 minutes but then your wife starts streaming video over the network, how do you predict that at the start of the transfer? It's pretty damn difficult to predict the future man.

Mandatory Car Analogy: How long will it take you to drive 60 miles if you're going 60 miles/hour now? (what you don't know is that in two minutes someones going to cut you off and you'll end up rear ending them)

It gets better. They actually stopped him, talked to him, let him go then decided to ram him and shoot at him.

Seems unlikely. Android 4.2 was released months ago and I haven't noticed this functionality in it yet.

They use SIM cards for data on 4g. If you're in a 3g only area or want to call someone then your sim isn't in use.

Unfortunately I've no idea where I would even find one locally, quicker just to buy it on amazon with next day shipping than to hunt all over town for one.