I spent a second thinking about what body part you could insert that wasn't hand or foot. I immediately doubled over in sympathetic pain. Well played, sir.

Because the publishers felt they didn't need to put "THIS IS NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL" on the front cover of the book.

They're regretting that decision now.

Maybe I'm missing something, but last I knew "We don't like him" wasn't a valid reason for shipping to Gitmo or executions (not that there always is a valid reason, but still...). Assange isn't a US citizen, so that throws treason out the window, so what's the justification?

Hey, now. There's that whole "cruel and unusual" thing. The acid and glass, ok, but Rosie O'Donnell? That's just crossing a line.

They have that kind of superpower and are using it for an iPhone? What about cold fusion, hovercars, faster-than-light travel, and decent tasting frozen dinners?

Oh, and that world peace stuff, too, I guess.

Worst I've ever seen, I don't even remember who did it, but they had white lettering on a basically white background. It was a case of "see a few letters, hope you guess the last couple right".

Yes, but how many of us would answer "retrograde wheelbarrow" to every position question? I know I would.

I hope not, I heard it in Morgan Freeman's voice.

Indeed. It would be easy if there was a map of the locations of these people, but I guess we'll never know

Your numbers leave ~7000 people who would do it. I'd say that's enough to attempt a colony.

Which is why we only send people in resort prisons, not federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisons.

There's probably at least some disconnect between those willing to go to Mars to start a colony, and those who are qualified to go to start a colony (certain skillsets, psychology, etc.) Personally, I would probably go, but I know I don't have anything to offer a colony to help it start and last.

The blocks should be more blocky but look less blocky.

That's right, nothing evil about them at all.